Emily Albright

You are more beautiful than Cinderella. You smell like pine needles and have a face like sunshine!

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

Absolutely terrified of sneezing while driving 😬

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

I genuinely laugh at pictures that people post of them "genuinely laughing" yet it's totally staged 😂

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

John Krasinski married the wrong Emily

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

Chicago Mix, I friggin love you ❤️

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

Avocados are gross AF

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

OMG Gilly!!!!!!! I still know the theme song ❤️

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

Today I feel equivalent to how Kristin Wiig feels in Bridesmaids when she goes insane at the bridal shower and punches a hole through the cookie and it falls on her

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

Watching The Bachelorette is more painful than stubbing a toe

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

Just saw a fly land on butter, so technically it's a butterfly now, right? 🤔👐🏻

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

Nothing says happy day like a little kid sneezing on you on the train 🙊

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

Words can't even explain how much I do not care about this Royal Wedding

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

Childish Gambino has always been a fave and my love for him just grew even more ☺️❤️☺️❤️

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

@jljones2 😂😂💀💀

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

I like going to target

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

Love that Cardi B dropped her album on my bday!! ❤️❤️🎼🎼

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

I need to marry John Krasinki's doppelgänger

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

Sneezing while there is food in your mouth is a dangerous, dangerous thing

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

Reason 389 of why I don't listen to Country is because of lyrics like this "you name the babies, I'll name the dogs" ummm whaaa 🤔

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

I don't understand why dudes honk at girls, like do you think I'm gonna chase your car down the street and give you my number...prob not

[Emily Albright @EmilyAlbright6]

Perk of the day: finding out kimye named their offspring Chicago...lmfao 😂