Emily Baum

Comedian/Writer and Ad Lib’s at any given chance. Stand up comic with a jaunty look on life. Sci-fi nerd and guinea pig whisperer. Pride 2019 Finalist

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Welcome Monday. Please be gentle with me. #MondayMotivation

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Just watched #help with #JodieComer. Is it me or is this woman capable of farting the alphabet and keeping an audience engaged! -#talented

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@alana_johnston @TheMaeMartin @brettgoldstein I wish I had a black t-shirt, and friends. 🙄

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Due to the petrol crisis nursery schools have been asked to update the lyrics to Wheels on the bus. Now they sing “The Wheels on the bus don’t go round and round”. #comedy

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Cucumber sandwich with your Pimm's, or a dripping sandwich and stout - you decide. #sandwich #comedypodcast
Listening to "Mouth Full " at https://t.co/6Hcr0sy1Dc

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Will we retire? What would the dream care home look like and should I start putting an Amazon wish list together in preparation. #comedypodcast #middleagedcomedy #carehomes
Listening to "Retirement Pads" at https://t.co/JVHiPXGaC5

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@AngelaBarnes No - but now I know why I didn’t like it when my Dad blew one on my tummy.

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@gracepetrie Impetigo - technically not a place but can spread everywhere

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Little sound nugget from the latest podcast episode Exercise Cake. On all streaming services now. #comedypodcast #standupcomedy

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Listening to "First Jobs" at https://t.co/5A92xRjjbo
Whose dream job is rodding drains? Can you get a job as a wedding guest?
#comedypodcast #standupcomedy

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Listening to "Crazy Collectibles " at https://t.co/5A92xR1IjQ
Yes I listen to myself - at least someone does.

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What is a middle aged wonder of the world?
Elasticated trousers, being able to read a menu, or #slankets?
#comedypodcast
Listening to "World Wonders" at https://t.co/5A92xR1IjQ

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Emily Baum & Graham Jarvis - Modern Aged Middle Life - https://t.co/CHFDLLijle #iTunes

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Snow this weekend! Hide. #snow #mamlpodcast

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Listening to "Snow Business " at https://t.co/5A92xR1IjQ

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@kathygriffin Women need to do more.

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@MisterABK Or you work for weight watchers. Just a thought.

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New year resolutions? or Great expectations?
#hope #comedian

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I do love this whole dog adventure. Bark if you agree.

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

So many people have started off on the path of dog- ownership recently and many will now be reaching the 'What have we done? stage'. Yes, it's full-on, but it's all worthwhile. And with Mabel I found that hypnosis often worked.