Sian Doughty

Self employed/unemployed stand up comedian.

[Sian Doughty @SeptemberSian]

Sally Firth at Rum Monkey Soho 13 June 2025 https://t.co/IWUTKfMAGj via @YouTube

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Does anyone else rotate their socks, so none of them feel neglected?

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@Royal_Saracens I have just dined here with 3 friends. We were told we could only order from the ‘Festive ( set ) menu if all 4 of us did. Why show me a menu if I can’t use it?

[Sian Doughty @SeptemberSian]

In 1976 I used to have my acrylic nails done by a lady called Stacia. She told me that she was married to Roy Dyke, of the band, Ashton Gardner and Dyke. Her maiden name was Gay. What she didn’t tell me was that she was the lady dancing in Hawkwind’s Silver Machine video.

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@NoContextHumans Booking fees when you book the ticket online yourself

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@phildurrant93 @agirlcalledlina John Hannah gave me his resident’s parking permit as I was trying to find a space outside Richmond theatre and he was leaving. What a gent.

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@abigoliah Me.

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Did a child write this?

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Thanks to Andy Perkins for the video. Unable to tag for some reason.

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@IKEAUK I mistakenly booked a delivery with the wrong date and I have been unable to change the date so I was told to cancel it. I can't cancel it either. Please advise.

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@Dave_Horwitz Years later I stood behind Barry Foster in a cinema queue.

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@Dave_Horwitz My parents always took me to see a Hitchcock film on my birthday. I was 17 in 1972 so we went see Frenzy. We all sat in silence while Barry Foster raped Barbara Leigh Hunt while moaning ‘Lovely, lovely’

[House of Stand Up @HouseofStandUp]

DOMINIC HOLLAND IS COMING TO CHISLEHURST
Group Saver Discounts Available
Tickets https://t.co/ajI26D2X9u
#Bromley #Penge #Hayes #WestWickham #Chislehurst #Beckenham #Orpington #BigginHill #Downe #dartford #Keston #kent #londonevents #london #comedy #standupcomedy

[Sian Doughty @SeptemberSian]

@ShellEnergyHome Thank you. If only the person I spoke to yesterday had been as polite. His manner was rude and patronising. I will take a reading on the day.

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@ShellEnergyHome I phoned yesterday to take over an account when I am due to move and was told 'You can't have two accounts at one address. Ring on the day you move in.' I explained I might have a few other things to do that day and was treated like an idiot.

[Sian Doughty @SeptemberSian]

@fesshole I have 2 cleaners who I got post pandemic and they always wear masks so I have never seen their faces. Last week the main cleaner phoned to cancel as her father had passed away. They are coming back tomorrow. I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO OFFER CONDOLENCES TO.

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@fesshole If I’ve just paid a fortune to have my hair done, there’s no way sex is on the menu.

[G&B Comedy @GABcomedy]

Our next Girlpower Night at The Albany (@TheAlbany) is November 28th. Headlining we've Sally Firth (@SeptemberSian) & Kimberly Policella (@kimberlypwrites). Your MC is the fabulous Victoria Melody (@victoriamelody).
Show starts 7.30pm.
#comedy #Girlpower #GirlpowerComedy #standup

[bearcatcomedy @bearcatquiz]

@SimonBrodkin headlines our great show @TurksHeadTW1 on Saturday (8th Oct)
with
@erichmcelroy
@SeptemberSian as Sally Frith
@CheeseCakePCK
@CarlDonnelly

Tickets: https://t.co/8TaLy8sLo8

Thank you 🐻🐱❤️