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fueled by chicken nuggets #GoDogs

[meraki @edrielnacario]

"YoUr paSsWoRd iS wEak", and so my mEmoRy.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

I miss all the attention you get when the waiter brings you a sizzling fajita skillet

[M @bellemichellle]

That “Eat the Rich” slogan got society mad at the wrong people. We’re talking about corporations, not your neighbor that finally saved enough to get BMW. For fucks sake.

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

ur weird as hell if ur one of those people like "i hate cats." whats ur problem bud. they literally have little paws

[B r a n d @pissaround]

my kids gonna catch me at their house parties if I keep missing out on my 20s like this

[Rez @robresnick]

#Debates2020

[alycia 🦚 @kamilalyciaa]

one day y'all are going to realize it's 100000000 times more helpful to donate DIRECTLY to people on the ground doing the work, involved in these community orgs, BIPOC than giving your money to politicians/million dollar companies. we are not seeing that money.

[𝚂 𝚒 𝚎 𝚛 𝚛 𝚊 🥀 @obscureebby]

We 👏🏼 do 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 give 👏🏼 ASHTON 👏🏼 KUTCHER 👏🏼 enough 👏🏼 credit 👏🏼 for 👏🏼 putting 👏🏼 his 👏🏼 career 👏🏼 on 👏🏼 hold 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 try 👏🏼 and 👏🏼 prevent 👏🏼 sex 👏🏼 trafficking

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me passing someone: u slow bitch

me being passed: ok speed racer

[kayla✧ ༻*̣̩⋆̩☽⋆ @smetsee]

the fact that the corona test with immediate results is like $300 and the free one takes up to two weeks is so outwardly evil and sociopathic we are living in actual hell

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

I used to be SO mad that my parents would never order me stuff off the commercials !! Like bro it’s 3 easy Payments of $19.99 , you broke or sum ? 😂💀💀

[Muse of Favor 💋✨ @nayaintshit]

IDK HOW I ALWAYS FORGET THIS EPISODE BUT REMEMBER THIS SCENE LMFAOOO https://t.co/odg2CKtgVE

[nae @euphorixa]

Spinach artichoke dip is a top tier appetizer.

[pey @peydayreed]

New Girl is like, not even just underrated or slept on, like it’s straight up ACTUALLY one of the funniest shows ever and it doesn’t get even close to the respect it deserves

[Jackie Daytona @LilTravii]

Sleep in. Shower with 3 in 1. Don’t eat or drink anything for 8 hours. Blast music on your way to work to wake up. Shove boneless wings down your throat in the 5 minute downtime you have. Have your first drink of water at 3 pm. Take a 5 hour nap when got get home and stay up late