Emily Gaikowski

Wedding planning for you and your #queerlybeloved 💍😇🌈🦄

[tito boy @tsismosito]

i hate gay halloween parties wdym you’re the toy story hooker

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

I feel like not enough people are aware of how unhinged dunkin’s latest ad campaign is

[Alicia Smith @Alicia_Smith19]

Can’t tell if this is an ex, or someone running for President of the United States

[Emily Gaikowski @EmilyGaikowski]

Looking specifically for that spell that fixed Neve’s hyperpigmentation in The Craft

[atrophy wife @ivadixit]

You come to me, the day of my daughter’s Shein influencer trip

[Emily Gaikowski @EmilyGaikowski]

Which toxic millennial made this soundtrack for the new season of The Bear? I am distraught

[♡ Payal Saran ♡ @Payal_s22]

Hereditary (2018)

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

$3500 and I’ll take you to the bottom of Lake Michigan

[Emily Gaikowski @EmilyGaikowski]

Am I a lost underwater minivan too

[Justin @trojanjustin]

Happy Pride from my cleaning lady.

[Emily Gaikowski @EmilyGaikowski]

@drewbeck The motels🥵🥵

[Emily Gaikowski @EmilyGaikowski]

Seems like affairs in the late 70s just hit different. Smdh born too late 😔

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

It’s brutal being a funny person on a dating app. I said an unusual skill of mine is that I can tie a cherry stem into a knot using just my hands and someone asked “but can you tie it with your tongue?”

[John Levenstein @johnlevenstein]

Gwyneth Paltrow is obviously innocent but that’s no reason to end the trial.

[Emily Gaikowski @EmilyGaikowski]

This film and ensemble changed my brain permanently

[Tyler Coates @tylercoates]

if i were a lawyer interrogating paltrow on the stand, my first line of questioning would be about the donna karen two-piece from great expectations

[Emily Gaikowski @EmilyGaikowski]

Ultravox Vienna > Billy Joel Vienna

We must align on this, I can’t be flexible here🙏🏼