Emily Gaudette

She/Her

[Emily Gaudette @EmilyGaudette]

I regret to report that I have not yet cracked this

[Emily Gaudette @EmilyGaudette]

Once I learn how to not drop all my most beloved soups n stews right on the floor and actually consume them, it's over for you bitches

[SEAN ORR @seanorr]

Doesn’t go far enough but at the same time I want to acknowledge the incredible work done by the community. Pressure works. We need to keep holding all levels of government accountable

[Mo Amir 🪬 @vancolour]

She should resign.

The fact that she hasn’t is emblematic of multiple double-standards — and it’s embarrassing for the entire province.

[Anjali Appadurai @AnjaliApp]

This is what happens when hatred shapes your worldview.

"it was a crappy piece of land with nothing on it...there were, you know, several 100 thousand people, but other than that" is a wild thing to say out loud.

This kind of racism does not belong in govt.

#FreePalestine

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Justin McElroy @j_mcelroy]

here's a nice little single family home around cambie and king edward with a backyard

in 2003, it sold for $575,000, and stayed with the same owners for 20 years

yesterday, it was sold again

for $3.7 million

[Emily Gaudette @EmilyGaudette]

Seeking advice from any folks who have had a tongue reduction. I am tired of my unwieldy sausage. It's too cumbersome. My mouth is constantly brimming with this swollen monstrosity and I've had enough. I am tired. I want to rest. I want to be free..

[Emily Gaudette @EmilyGaudette]

@NaomiLapurga As a white woman who owns a uke and knows exactly 1.5 songs on it (you know Riptide by Vance Joy is that .5 baybee), I wholeheartedly endorse this motion.

[Emily Gaudette @EmilyGaudette]

Not only all of that, but c*lleen b*llenger has one of the most specific and annoying Starbucks orders I've ever encountered, and she is NOT afraid to demand a remake.

I'll never forget the time she took the sharpie and cup out of my coworkers hand to write her own drink order

[Emily Gaudette @EmilyGaudette]

@angelineyjas For some reason, the memory of my celebrity-at-Starbucks encounter resurfaced today 🤷‍♀️

[David Reevely @davidreevely]

If you're alarmed by the future of Canadian news, may I recommend to you The
* Narwhal
* National Observer
* Line
* Local
* Tyee
* Trillium
* Logic
* Ottawa Lookout
* IndigiNews

That's just a partial list of English outlets. All independents doing serious original journalism.

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

If you’re in line to see Barbie STAY IN LINE!!!

[Emily Gaudette @EmilyGaudette]

Reporting live from A Cafe™️:

"The picture of the couple kissing in Times Square after WW2 has NOTHING on this photo. The picture of Marilyn Monroe with the windswept dress is NOTHING compared to this."

The photo in question was just the cast of Pretty Little Liars.

[Owen Sigurdsson (they/them) @OwenSigurdsson]

@SFU @joyjohnson
Having graduated just this past Friday with my bachelor of environment degree from Simon Fraser, I am absolutely ashamed of the action that you have taken in bad faith by threatening the health benefits for striking @TSSU members.

[Josh "Tax+Spend" Messmer 🐝☀️🇨🇦 @JoshMessmer]

No mayor is ever going to make Vancouver a "fun city" because culture comes from the bottom up.

What you can do from the top down, tho:

1) Make Vancouver an affordable city where people have the option to substitute wage-work/disposable-income for creative labour.
2) Make

[Emily Gaudette @EmilyGaudette]

She did guess that the 2bdm unit I rent in east van was a total of 600$/mo but we can't fault her for that because I did tell her exactly how -- I can only describe it as infrastructurally dilapidated it is!!! #notallhomeowners

[Emily Gaudette @EmilyGaudette]

My aunt used to steal my uncle's leather pants for shows, asked me if *I* knew who Wet Leg was and is still super into punk music 🥹 yall I can't stress enough the benefits of getting to know your extended family better