Emily Gillis

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

You either had an unreal day in P.E. or you broke your finger.

[Shit Liquor Says™ @ShitLiquorSays]

Drinking does NOT ruin your life, that's all on you. If you can't manage getting drunk and having a successful life, that's your problem.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(410): new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.

[Shit Liquor Says™ @ShitLiquorSays]

If you open a beer and don't finish it you are what is known as a little bitch

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Our friendship is bad for my liver.

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Urban Outfitters can really go fuck itself.

[The Weather Network @weathernetwork]

Look on the bright side of this coming pattern change: http://t.co/2PqTx0DtM0

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Guacamole over everything.

[Emily Gillis @EmilyGillis9]

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[CountryWords @countrywords]

Don't let her get lonely, don't make her cry, don't take her for granted, don't tell her a lie. -George Strait

[Letterkenny Problems @LetterkennyProb]

U left the barn door open after chores last night and ur dad thought u were stoned but u haven't smoked the electric lettuce since grade 8.

[Letterkenny Problems @LetterkennyProb]

Your little brother put a stink bomb in a nerf gun and fired it at his bus driver fuck no more kids table with those big boy moves.

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Nothing like responsibility to ruin a perfectly good day.