Emily Heist Moss

she/her

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

I love that David Brooks exists because he reminds me that my most under developed and least rigorous opinions are still more thoughtful and smart than what regularly appears in the New York Times.
Reading him makes me feel like I’m Adele listening to bad karaoke.

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

It drives me crazy when people say "Oh the highest paid SAG and WGA folks make as much as the CEOs." The highest paid SAG and WGA people are also picketing so those on the lowest end can get a fair deal and not be replaced by AI. The CEOS are fighting for the stock price.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

Every account of a serial killer’s life and personality is like, “He seemed very successful and normal. Unless of course you count his obvious and obsessive hatred for women, which we didn’t.”

[GNCordova @GNCordova]

Cops can’t have “sexual relationships” with people in their holding captive, in case anyone was confused about that. This is called rape.

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

"I don't want you around men or single women" is not a healthy or realistic boundary and we shouldn't be forced to act like it is.

[🔮Popular Loner🌻 @YandiTang]

Tracee Ellis Ross is really one of the baddest to ever do it.
They can die mad.

[angeline rodriguez @gelrdrgz]

summer hits and everyone in ny starts dressing like robin williams in the birdcage

[tomb @TurmShrub]

smug ivy-leaguer (smirking): one fish two fish,

will hunting: yeah yeah one..one fish two fish, red fish blue fish. right? that's Seuss, page 3.

[sai @SaiB0i]

this is so real

[Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones]

An elite, white majority determining after just 50 years of weak, half-hearted
affirmative action efforts, that they are the ones to decide that enough has been done to address centuries of explicit racial exclusion against Black people is the most American ruling ever.

[Jennifer Soble @jsoble1]

We are hiring a Development Manager and Supervising Staff Attorney!! Come join our amazing team!

[b r o o k e *:･ﾟ✧ @peachlybeloved]

y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:

[shakeia @curlyfro]

driver: where you headed?

chicago.

“oh it’s dangerous.”

sir, kansas city has a higher crime rate than us. y’all are top 15.

“but we the super bowl champs.”

of crime.

lmaoooo he is not talking to me now. 😭

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Sorry but this The Bear promo looks like a Gap commercial from 1997

[jordan @BuckwheatG]

hit the lotto at a garage sale

[Austin J. Clements @ClementsAustinJ]

It’s a historical document at this point

[Garnet Henderson garnethenderson.com on Bluesky @garnethenderson]

Wow, CRAZY that young women don’t want to marry men who’d rather see them die pregnant than be able to get an abortion. Those selfish little bitches amirite