Matt, “This ring represents broken promises”
Neil Lane watching this back thinking
“Give it back, this is bad publicity “
LOL wtf is going on
#TheBachelor#TheBachelorFinale
I think my favorite part about Australia is that whenever people ask about @POTUS, I respond, "Good 'ol Uncle Donald." Their faces, they have no idea, gets me everytime. Haha
*Spots Buffalo bills hat and given my location felt it necessary to approach girl*
Me: Oh hey, are you from Buffalo? Me too!
Girl: *Begins speaking-obviously not American* Oh my hat? No, but I have friends from Buffalo, Wyoming!
Me: Wtf is Buffalo Wyoming
#YoureConfused
Babysitting the neighbors kids for my first time. Asked the 2 yr old where the bathroom is. Holds my hand, takes me there, and as he shuts the door says, "Let me know when your done so I can come wipe your butt." #heard
Does @instagram randomly sign people up to follow other random people? I sware at least once a week ill be scrolling and come across someone who Im like who the f are you? Click on their profile and have 0 recollection and 0 interest in their feed. Like nahhh i didnt do this.
Am I not understanding the concept of @bumble bizz? Im over here trying to network and some of these profiles are acting like they're ready to take me home... #confused