Emily Kager

small town girl working in big tech. working on android platform UI @uber 🌞🌱🐶🏃🏼‍♀️🚴🏼‍♀️🏔⛷️🥾🥒

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

@rohindhar Agreed. So many cute 2/1s that are just not practical for a young family and very hard to find affordable 3/2s that I could imagine living in for the next decade.

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

@ChrisJBakke they were new grads working for a small company. definitely not making 300K. weren't drinking. and were on a company retreat - that's why they were at a pool. why are you all so obsessed with this?

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

@djberg96 I’ve successfully had photos and videos taken down before

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

FYI downloading other creator's tiktoks/reels to repost here for engagement/$ is both fucked up and, fun fact, copyright infringement.

psa for creators you can (and should) file a copyright owner takedown report: https://t.co/aAXQLLx209

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

@braindouche @DouglasEmhoff on it 🫡

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

.@DouglasEmhoff is a dangerous role model for men today. 👿

He’s filling my goofy, muffin/coffee/cycling class loving, Jewish, big law husband’s head with ideas that he too can quit his law job and just be a full time good vibes wife guy and we have San Francisco rent to pay. 😪

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

How it feels to watch Tim Walz and his family at the DNC

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

@OMGrisham @LauraLoomer You should update your link to your animal sanctuary in your bio - currently goes to a dead link.

[Yan-David (Yanda) Erlich @yanda]

For years @merci & I have been trying to have kids. Many obstacles, including a scary ectopic that required life-saving emergency surgery.

I'm a pro-business centrist, but my "single-issue" is my wife, and all women, being treated as human beings.

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

@ReaperCapital @ali_aka_ahmed @JohnnyNi13 Absolutely true. All my NYC friends are jealous of my dedicated kitchen, garage, and 2 large bedrooms for ~4K

[Terry Lee Watkins Jr. 王瑞民💜💙 @TerryWatkinsJr1]

As a reminder Kamala Harris did not lock up a single Black male for weed possession. And incarceration under her tenure dropped.

Feel free to share this video any time a liar appears.

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

Here’s the thing folks. I’ve been coding 32 years. When something like this happens it’s an organizational failure. Yes, some human wrote a bad line. Someone can “git blame” and point to a human and it’s awful. But it’s the testing, the Cl/CD, the A/B testing, the metered rollouts, an oh shit button to roll it back, the code coverage, the static analysis tools, the code reviews, the organizational health, and on and on. It’s always one line of code but it’s NEVER one person. Implying inclusion policies caused a bug is simplistic, reductive, and racist. Engineering is a team sport. Inclusion makes for good teams. Good engineering practices makes for good software. Engineering practices failed to find a bug multiple times, regardless of the seniority of the human who checked that code in. Solving the larger system thinking SDLC matters more than the null pointer check. This isn’t a “git gud C++ is hard” issue and it damn well isn’t an DEI one.

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

Find me on IG https://t.co/NjvGINvyjv or TT https://t.co/mlxlJXF38R

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

Every time design or product asks for something

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

I miss my Twitter crew! If you see this come hang out with me on TikTok or IG 💞

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

PSA! For those of you who aren't on TikTok I am now posting videos on Reels 😎
https://t.co/NjvGINvyjv

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

@alex_vanyo Thanks Alex!

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

@kyliestew come to me

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

Girls will post one picture of their arms on the internet and get hundreds of comments and DMs about how terrible they look. Are men really pretending they don’t know why women have body image issues? 🙄

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Girls will say something like “my arms were my biggest insecurity for years but now I can even wear sleeveless” and you look at them and they’re literally just arms

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

The end is how some of ya’ll sound