Emi

Drain beers, not wetlands.

[Emi @EmilyKleinhenz]

@DrewAfualo Trying to disprove you and your man’s height is wild, I’m glad these people have a hobby tho. They could probably find a more productive hobby, but doing free publicity for you is cool too 😂😂

[m @marthvader__]

Better ingredients. Better pizza. BETTER BITCHES. BETTER MONEY. MY CLOTHES BETTER. MY SHOES BETTER. I WORK HARDER.

[Emi @EmilyKleinhenz]

1460 stupid horoscope tweets deleted… still got 730 to go 😅

[Emi @EmilyKleinhenz]

@Mister_Scott Hey! I saw you on your run yesterday and I panicked BC I had to say hi w/o interrupting or going outside, so I threw myself into the window of Bruegger’s and hoped for the best

[Emi @EmilyKleinhenz]

@hhaygok I just logged in for the first time in like 6 years lmao

[J @Half__Saint]

"Man, college made me so broke"

"Sameeee. What are you doing for spring break?"

"Going to Cancun. You?"

https://t.co/WCTaeSmWPr

[Emi @EmilyKleinhenz]

If no one was allowed to request off on pattys day then why do u need someone not available to work it??

[Emi @EmilyKleinhenz]

And I want one of those lonely pups

[Emi @EmilyKleinhenz]

Fuckin rich people and their fancy dogs, bruh there's lonely pups at lollipop farms....

[Emi @EmilyKleinhenz]

Bitches act like being a good person is so hard... All you gotta do is be honest and be fucking respectful. It's not hard, you're just weak.

[T @PigeonWet]

Sneakiness, a trait many people should drop

[Emi @EmilyKleinhenz]

Sorry, I'm late because I had to shit

[Emi @EmilyKleinhenz]

Wish I had bet on Yoel... I knew it

[Emi @EmilyKleinhenz]

@l_yds me every week!! Lmao it goes Friday: "I'll do this tonight then party" Sat:"no" Sun:"I have tm night" Mon:"this is too much"

[Emi @EmilyKleinhenz]

@l_yds I would start wearing my make up again

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Hillary has to debate Trump while fact-checking him. Can you imagine it? A woman having to work twice as hard as a man for the same position