Emily Marie Boyd

I'm 29. I survey the land. I play clarinet. I like math, art, purple & chimpanzees.

[Neet @neet_sol]

submitting job applications in 2026 is a lot like when you were younger and you’d write letters to Santa

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

I’m not autistic I’m some other shit they don’t know about yet

[NBC 7 San Diego @nbcsandiego]

A San Diego infectious disease doctor says it’s probably best to stay away from fresh produce for the next week or so, even if you wash it. A fecal parasite illness, known as cyclosporiasis, has now reached California. NBC 7’s Shandel Menezes has details. https://t.co/beYdXip2Ds

[Emily Marie Boyd @EmilyMarieBoyd]

@dundereloise Their ability to be invisible.

[blue @bluewmist]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I guess bed rotting to cope with difficult emotions is fine. it could’ve been crack

[Emily Marie Boyd @EmilyMarieBoyd]

Why are they called "O-rings?" Rings are already Os.

[Joe Hudson @FU_joehudson]

Emotional health is as much relational as it is personal.

That's why working on yourself isn't selfish. It's one of the most generous things you can do for those you love most.

[punished manul @__snowingcat]

NEVER warm up
NEVER stretch
NEVER do cardio
Just walk in and pick up the heaviest thing possible and then leave

[skooks @skooookum]

17 beer wif my frends

[Dr. Dominic Ng @DrDominicNg]

Congrats on the failure, most people don’t even try.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

A sign at a construction site.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Just bring the headphone jack back. The joke is over.

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

I hope this doesn’t come off as pompous, but I just cannot play duck duck goose for more than half an hour or so these days. It’s just not very stimulating to me, and actually pretty monotonous. It’s possible I burned myself out by playing it too much, I guess

[blue @bluewmist]

My life advice to you is to show up for the thing. I can’t count how many times I have wanted to cancel a meeting with friends because I was too tired, and then I ended up going anyway and having the time of my life. Human contact is better than screens. Show up for the thing.

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

don't piss me off with some tall-ass burger

[snoopy and friends @snoopyandfrien6]

February 01,1983