I tell you what, if I wasn't epileptic I would have spent every wage from the last year, all of my holiday allowance and the entire MONTH in Las Vegas to see @Metallica at the Sphere. It looks so fucking good. Anyone who has gone or is going is so fucking lucky ๐ฅฒ
@Uber customer service is shocking. One of your drivers crashes her car during my journey this morning and then proceeds to shout at me telling me it's my fault because I didn't tell her that she needed to turn left even though she has a sat nav and you're refusing to refund me
Can we please stop referring to the rioters as thick cunts. Iโm a thick cunt and I donโt want to be tarred with the same brush as these troublemakers
I usually find @BBCRadio2 quite boring in the office but this debate about cancelling plans to watch the England game is one of the funniest segments on the midday slot
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