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velvety smooth potato

[em @EmilyMoore330]

@californiadiana @kristenclark7 Listen to your elders guys!! Get yourself a California state Sacramento bachelors degree from 28 years ago and you too can become a self-righteous cunt that tells random strangers on the internet they need to go to college based off of one singular tweet

[em @EmilyMoore330]

@shequacks @kristenclark7 If you were more “experienced” you could use some critical thinking skills to determine that maybe not everyone in California lives in whatever fuck ass town you’re living in and maybe not everyone got an emergency alert

[em @EmilyMoore330]

@gubgubgubgub_no @kristenclark7

[em @EmilyMoore330]

@gubgubgubgub_no @kristenclark7 what a weird thing to say

[em @EmilyMoore330]

@HisAssholiness @kristenclark7 Maybe she was trying to catch a glimpse of the rare moment where she gave a fuck about your opinion but alas, she didn’t catch it cause it doesn’t exist

[em @EmilyMoore330]

@philipseymourof @kristenclark7 You're disrespecting a future U.S. Army soldier.

[em @EmilyMoore330]

@tishalish @kristenclark7 “Stand down” lmao she posted a tweet, not a declaration of war

[em @EmilyMoore330]

@rebeldiva420 @kristenclark7 @californiadiana She told her to go to college and she’s saying she already has? The connection between those two things is pretty clear.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I love mumford and sons so fuckin much and you do too

[em @EmilyMoore330]

Pov: you slept through the 1989 announcement and wake up to 25 texts

[em @EmilyMoore330]

you can feel it on the way home

[alex @YUNGSINlGANG]

Thinking about how barbie was able to be assertive in her boundaries with ken every time he tried to make a move on her because shes never lived in a world where women fear the consequences of saying no

[em @EmilyMoore330]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[catherine @copious_cats]

@EmilyMoore330 my mom called her hook ‘em Barbie, but I misheard and called her hooker Barbie

[em @EmilyMoore330]

I’m gonna be Allan for Halloween

[em @EmilyMoore330]

seeing Barbie for her

[🫐🪐 ً @douwanttodance]

BARBIE SPOILERS this scene, it just meant so much to me it took me completely off guard and i immediately started crying all it took was barbie saying “you’re so beautiful” to completely change my life

[em @EmilyMoore330]

highly recommend bringing your mom with you to see Barbie if you wanna cry like 3x more than normal

[jess @enchantedjess13]

the summer of eras tour and barbie has been so lovely just for the sheer delight it has been to watch and experience such an expression of feminine joy

[emma @virtueswift]

girls when they’re still a believer but they don’t know why and they’ve never been a natural so all they do is try try try