Emily Odair

I will love you until the last wave crashes.

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair I'm slightly scared.

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair Did you train them to make tea? Because I certain didn't.

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair From the duck pond?

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair *reads your text* I'm so confused.

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair Have you gotten into the wine cellar like Lucas?

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(508): I just said “I love my cat” as a hobby.

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair I love you too. But now I feel pretty bad about ruining your rubix cube. Do you want me to go in and get it?

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair I already did. It belongs to the fish now.

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair Would you be mad at me if I threw it back in the pond out of anger?

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair Tell

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

Stop https://t.co/UzNmprPGQx

[Sam @samclaflin]

Rockin' my new hair poodle. Wanting one last cuddle before I put her to bed, and instead she decides… https://t.co/0qZcFOAsOH

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair *shifts the colors around and focuses on trying to defeat the evil rubix cube* I will win this.

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair *passes you the fishing rod and starts to attempt to solve the rubix cube* What happens if I solve this?

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair Trade me the rubix cube for the fishing pole.

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair *tosses the line in the water* Are the colors still intact?

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair *sits down at the water's edge and calmly baits a hook*

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair Would you like me to retrieve it for you?

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair In the lake?

[Emily Odair @EmilyOdair]

@Soldier_Odair Do you think there are fish in the lake by the castle? We could catch them and cook them.