Emily Goodacre

[City of Toronto 🇨🇦 @cityoftoronto]

Thanks for all your hard work, Michael! Our Solid Waste Management Services team appreciates your help. And remember to always reduce, reuse and recycle.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

After Hillary lost, she went for a walk in the woods, wrote books, did podcasts & traveled the world advocating for human rights & democracy at large.
She didn’t once call for the Constitution to be terminated.

But do go on about how women are “too emotional to lead” won’t you.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Thank you for your service, Professor Bridges👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Also lol @ Hawley’s feigned shock at the recognition that he incites violence. The man raised a fist w/ Jan 6th-ers who yelled “Hang Mike Pence” & fundraised off it.

Now he wants to be all “Me?? Opening people to violence??😤”

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

When I was 7, my teacher told us to write an article about “world cultures” for school over the weekend. I remembered it late on Sunday so in a panic I made up something called the "Icelandic Fish Festival", figuring said teacher wouldn’t know either way.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

The Republican, "pro-life" position is now that certain babies should starve.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

It is a little hard for me to take the hand-wringing about non-violent protests outside the homes of Supreme Court Justices seriously when the Supreme Court itself ruled protests outside the homes of *doctors who provide abortions* is protected by the 1st amendment.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

So the Republican Party supports forcing women to give birth against their will, but opposes providing childcare, paid leave or healthcare. Got it.

[Noble Ron @perry_ron]

🤣🤣

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Greg Abbot has officially directed Family and Protective Services to begin investigating all trans children in Texas and prosecuting their parents as child abusers.

He has also instructed all teachers, doctors, and caregivers to begin reporting any trans students they see.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

[Kids Help Phone @KidsHelpPhone]

Start your day by watching this video from @Goodable!

[Shawn Menard @ShawnMenard1]

You know what would resolve the Jerry Can issue? Towing the trucks.

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

When Lunar New Year and the first day of Black History Month fall on the same day

[Shawn Menard @ShawnMenard1]

Community supporting community.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Republican officials won't lift a finger to save American students from being shot in their classrooms. But they will "protect" them from learning about the Holocaust and slavery.

https://t.co/ZuKA1Wydjw

[Rob @thegallowboob]

note to self: make a baby and put them in an octopus onesie

[Clown Store @sevkatechnology]

Officiant: "Having Terrible Gay Sex With You"
Congregation: "And Also With You"

[Cheri Jacobus @CheriJacobus]

Ex-wives of billionaires funding programs that help people while their ex-husbands spend money joy riding into space while comparing their “rocket” size in the locker room is why we need more women in leadership roles and with access to capital.

[rabia O'chaudry @rabiasquared]

Anybody can!