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can I pet your dog? •• full time doodler part time napper ☁️🧡💫

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3 more months until I’m in the Dominican with my fav people and endless margs 🙏🏼

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The gamble of driving on 65 trying to figure out if the spider is on the inside or outside of the window

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I think I have adulting under control until my not even 2 year old dryer goes out and also light bulbs are all so different 😩

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Getting hugs from 6’5 guys is like hugging a giant and I’m here for it.

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*makes kids healthy breakfast while secretly eating a pop tart*

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I’ve officially entered the “idk how to do that. Take my phone and just do whatever” stage of my life that I always swore I’d never hit 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Genuinely h a t e invoicing people.

~plz pay me but also if you don’t feel like it just ignore me ok thx byeeee~

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Allergies have hit h a r d today.

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Update: she went from very angry to crying all within 5 minutes and wants me to work OT with no extra pay 🤔

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Tomorrow is the day I give my 2 weeks for the toxic job I’ve been in for almost 3 years 🙌🏼

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Somehow I accidentally made Coles daughter think the devil went down to Georgia was a hymn and she’s all into it and like I’m not gonna correct that 🤷🏼‍♀️🤘🏼

[Natelegé Whaley 🌺 @natelege_]

I really want October to be lighter for me and anyone else who has been more overwhelmed than they may want to admit.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Heyyyyy sorry i acted weird. I’ll probably do it again :/

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“Why are all the tv channels in Spanish?” -cole
“We are in MEXICO”

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The only thing good my 7 years of Spanish has done for me is helping people find bathrooms when I worked retail and this vacation in Mexico lol

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Cole got a sweeper for the yard and is doing “test laps” 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

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Had a super intoxicated woman tell me in the bathroom her husband was cheating on her. Missed those heart to hearts in random places with strangers lol.

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*actually brushes my hair*
“I’m not sure I like that” - cole who apparently only likes cave woman hair.

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Would be so nice to go to town alone and not get sexually harassed. Would like to go to the store without being concerned that I’m going to be followed to my car every. single. time.