Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch

Lead Dialogue Designer at @Naughty_Dog
She/Her

[Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch @EmilyScrivner]

@thedmatts @ColinDStevens I just wish they would stop asking for money like an annoying broke cousin.

"Come on, 100 more dollars!"

"I just gave you money last week! What did you spend it on?"

"Well, I put an ad on the LV Sphere and those are expensive!"

[Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch @EmilyScrivner]

How dare this motherfucker defile The Hat like this! He doesn’t deserve those chili cheese fries.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(📢) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Trump White House Personnel Director, Linked to Project 2025 and Slated for a Huge Role If Trump Is Elected, Echoes Increasingly Loud Calls From the Trumpist Evangelicals He Works With to—This Is Real—*End Voting Rights for Women*

[Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch @EmilyScrivner]

I think I am becoming too desensitized to true crime YouTube videos. I just get irrationally angry when a person spent months coming up with a plan for murder only to do the bare minimum and get caught immediately.

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Adding another one to the Violently American folder

[Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch @EmilyScrivner]

As opposed to before where it was only strong disappointment

[Much Ado about Abby Normal🧠🤯 @muchado33]

😬😬😬

[Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch @EmilyScrivner]

I don’t trust RFK Jr around animals both dead or alive

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

"No I can't do thursday, that's my day of falconry with RFK jr and Don Jr"

[Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch @EmilyScrivner]

This real life Roland Emmerich movie is terrifying

[Ryan RC Rea @volvoshine]

Tornado in Wellington FL, eariler today
#Milton #flwx #wx

[Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch @EmilyScrivner]

The star of “Son of the Mask” is doing quite well for himself these days.

Washed up talent seems to gravitate towards the party of blaming everyone but themselves.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

thank you Jamie Kennedy, star of Malibu’s Most Wanted, you look like you’re doing well

[Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch @EmilyScrivner]

Is this supposed to be the dev or the producer knowing the answer is at least partially bullshit because there at least 5 blockers not even thought of yet?

The answer is yes for both.

@coleajenkins

[trash @trashh_dev]

“everything is going smoothly. no blockers”

[Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch @EmilyScrivner]

I literally only speak in hyperboles and pop culture references

[ripe tomato @littlecharhar]

ah yes....my favourite videogame

[Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch @EmilyScrivner]

True story, also roofs are the cause of 92% of all release delays. The other 8% is caused by doors.

[Michael Barclay @MotleyGrue]

It is well known that interior roofs are 50% of a games budget.

[Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch @EmilyScrivner]

There is this guy on next door pissed about his car insurance being double for his cybertruck.

Dude, your dumb ass truck costs 100K

Also people were chiming in about their home insurance rates rising.

People, your houses are worth over 1,500,000 dollars in a fire risk area

[Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch @EmilyScrivner]

Can we bring back movie tie in video games? I think we should start with Minecraft

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

So, I’m old enough to remember when traditional Republicans wanted absolutely nothing to do with Russia.

What happened?

[Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch @EmilyScrivner]

This guy is such a cartoon villain. He wishes he had Tucker Carson level evil presence but instead it’s like he’s doing a bit.

Carson on the other hand, that man revels in his hatred/superiority and feels it in his bones.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: She's going to get paralyzed in the situation room while the generals have their way with her

Jeanine: I don’t like that

Watters: Not in a sexual way

[Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch @EmilyScrivner]

I’ve missed these

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Biden: I should wear a bandage on my ear during my speech.

Obama: No, Joe you can't! OMG!

[Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch @EmilyScrivner]

My favorite part of election season is when everyone becomes an “expert” economist, poll analyst, foreign policy advisor, and government historian until voting day