Emily Swaylow

🤜 #team999 #intelligence #thinblueline #intel #police #SeriousOrganisedCrime 🤛

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

@trooperwheart 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

@ES_Humour What did you do?!

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

I have been in agony and exhausted lately.. but do you know what has saved me? .. I'm reading a really good thriller (book) at the minute. I love how wherever I am, I just pick it up and boom, I'm somewhere else.
Best pain killer on the market. #hiddendisability

[RhysM @trooperwheart]

Back in the day I used to have a skipper called Tina.
One Sunday ET, she asked if I wanted a cooked breakfast.

I'd already had something so replied

"Don't fry for me Sergeant Tina"

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

@trooperwheart GAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

So. Tired.

[Brick Cop©️ @Brick_Cop]

Policed a Pandemic without the right PPE for most of it.

Policed demonstrations about restrictions & lockdown which were belittled & trivialised by the law makers themselves.
Called heavy handed for doing what was asked.

Can’t retain Cops anywhere at all.

I know, 0% pay rise.

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

@Northern_Bobby Don't you know who my daddy is?!

[Fact @Fact]

Intelligent people tend to care less about the opinions of others, they also enjoy being alone because of great sense of self.

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

@ShiftCopUK First day I joined the police, someone was eating bacon. I went to the boss and said, "smells like bacon in here and I'm hungry" #awks

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

@DC_Defective You are so right #AlwaydGrateful

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

@ktbg1 @OxCitySupt Congratulations both! Two of the best in this region!

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

@Brick_Cop @UKCopHumour Yeh, but, is the toilet REAAALLLYY out of use?! #IsTheRoadReallyClosed

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

@alsblood Congratulations Ali! 🍸here's to another 20 years... right? 😉 Emily xx

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

@IceIsMyVice Meeeeeee ✋

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

@Brick_Cop @BullshirePolice IT MAKE ME MAD! ☹

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

@RookiePC1 It's worse being police staff, trust me. They are making roles for officers only now. A) consider yourself lucky you have a job B) you can hardly get sacked C) just.... carry on.

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

@SeagullDC #win

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

@ItsWeary Oh noooo 🐜 🐜 #ShowerTime

[Emily Swaylow @EmilySwaylow]

I've had such a long day, get home, NPAS hovering over my place 😒 #npas @NPASSouthEast love you really 😘❤ #WantSleep