Emily Taylor

'Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain'

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes

[Aysel. @x4shi1]

I love a man that wouldn't even think about putting you in certain situations because he thinks too highly of you.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[꩜ @laylology]

pilates instructor explained the correct form for an exercise as imagining we were holding out two drinks while keeping a strapless dress from falling. women are incredible...

[Nikki🐸 @nikkineups]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Me: [print]
Printer: You're low on ink
Me: What? I just bought ink
P: You're low on magenta
Me: I want to print in black
P: You need magenta
Me: wtf I just need black & black is full
P: magennnnta
Me: [buys and installs $30 magenta cartridge]
Me: [print]
P: So, about your cyan

[Toney! Toni! Toné! @the_notorious_]

Don’t invite me anywhere with a chaotic parking situation.

[katie @katefeetie]

just heard a mom on the subway tell her kids to “be aware of your surroundings and notice when you’re in someone’s way” and I wonder how much we can pay her to give that same lecture to every other person in new york

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

In the same way coke tastes better in a glass bottle, maltesers from a box are levels above those shitty bags.

[beep @beepbat]

No silence hits like this silence

[mike @mikeofficial]

Having too much wine and replying “gorg!!!” to my former coworkers story of flowers in a vase. It doesn’t get much better than this

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

Here’s an idea, how about Philip Schofield AND Eamonn Holmes both fucking off??