Emily Uecker

Catastrophe is my writing process.

[Emily Uecker @EmilyUecker]

Amen

[Literary Hub @lithub]

Happy Teacher Appreciation Week!

(Also: pay teachers more.)

https://t.co/XE4BMBgDTc

[Emily Uecker @EmilyUecker]

Loving this new show America's Next Top Testimony...who's up after Sessions?!

[Emily Uecker @EmilyUecker]

Lordy! It's #ComeyDay!

[Emily Uecker @EmilyUecker]

Nothing to see here, just a woman preparing some #MazelTov cocktails in case Florida screws it for the rest of us again... #imwithher

[Emily Uecker @EmilyUecker]

Hillary: "You know what else I prepared for? Being president."
Just stop this massacre now.
#Debates2016

[Emily Uecker @EmilyUecker]

Hillary Clinton's little smile is the face she's been making her ENTIRE LIFE while men have been talking #debates

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is Trump in the face of a calm, intelligent woman -- shrieking and flailing in thimbledick-compensating panic. #Debates2016

[Emily Uecker @EmilyUecker]

Josh Lyman is really interested in hearing Trump's secret plan to fight ISIS #debates

[Emily Uecker @EmilyUecker]

Irony: Trump, who's been in politics for 30 seconds, trying to nail Hillary on her 30-year public service career #debates

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

CLINTON: "Donald, I know you live in your own reality?"
AUDIBLE CHEER #debatenight

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"I never said that." —Donald Trump, who said that. #debatenight https://t.co/6T8qV2HCbL

[Emily Uecker @EmilyUecker]

Hillary Clinton: the definition of game face #debates

[Emily Uecker @EmilyUecker]

New writing nemesis. I know exactly how long it's been, damn you. #amwriting #writerslife

[Emily Uecker @EmilyUecker]

Damn you, adverbs. #amwriting

[Emily Uecker @EmilyUecker]

can I at least come inside
it’s fucking England out here https://t.co/WeK0XNdVFS

[The Toast @TheToast_1]

Lord Byron's "To A Lady" | https://t.co/Hdo7nhwQPC

[Emily Uecker @EmilyUecker]

@laura_m_morgan I hadn't but it sounds great! Definitely one to put on the list.

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Shouldn't #TedCruz have been forced to carry his unviable campaign to term?

[Mary Karr, Poet/Memoirist/Professor @marykarrlit]

'The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a v. human way of making life more bearable.' Vonnegut

[🌈Elle @t0asterpastry]

If you live in Oregon and want to vote in the primary it's your last day to register. So do that shit. #RockTheVote

[Emily Uecker @EmilyUecker]

@elleuecker this gif is everything.