Emily Jane

I work in a hospital so you know I'm cynical af.

[Emily Jane @Emily_Janex3]

Laughter isn’t the best medicine. Propofol is. #justsaying

[97.9X @979XROCK]

"Are You Ready" from @Disturbed is defending it's #SongXecution Grand Championship against "Dance Macabre" by @thebandGHOST .

Tell me who gets it by Xecuting the other. - @DJLazyE

[Emily Jane @Emily_Janex3]

@979XROCK @Disturbed @thebandGHOST @DJLazyE Execute Disturbed

[Emily Jane @Emily_Janex3]

Shawn Christy: 2018 hide and go seek champ

[Emily Jane @Emily_Janex3]

😂😂😂😂✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

[Pretty Jar @pretty_jar]

#socialanxiety #funnymemes when I finally decide to leave my house...

[Emily Jane @Emily_Janex3]

*Hears weird noises coming from the middle room* looks up and sees roommate arguing with the cat. Will continue to monitor.

[Emily Jane @Emily_Janex3]

My life is like a lackluster Netflix original series.

[wint @dril]

fuck it , if youre still anonymous in 2018 you are 100% a pervert

[Emily Jane @Emily_Janex3]

Who actually enjoys working nightshift? Especially in a hospital. No, it’s not quieter. I’ve heard the same man yelling about socks for the past 4 hrs now. He and this shitty coffee are the only reasons why I’m awake. #teamnightshift

[wint @dril]

Getting fucking pissed off at the idea of some child from the early 1900s trying to spit shine my shoes

[Emily Jane @Emily_Janex3]

I am so sad. EG

[Emily Jane @Emily_Janex3]

Should I really be surprised that I was carded when I bought laundry detergent pods today?

[Emily Jane @Emily_Janex3]

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