Emily Rochotte

Writer and social media manager. Seen on @hearst @theknot @goodhousekeeping @cosmopolitan @housebeautiful @popularmechanics and more
she/her

[Lauren 🍉 @Laureasons_]

We are in an ai flyer epidemic.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Happy #PrideMonth from Sesame Street! Join us in celebrating and uplifting the LGBTQIA+ members of our community. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

This happened outside the detention center facility at Delaney Hall in Newark, New Jersey.
Americans no longer have any rights. We are at a point of no return.

[ً @wynrosei]

somewhere in the world there's a little girl being sold as a wife to some random guy while there's people here asking why feminism is still needed

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Don’t forget when Rome was collapsing emperors would use Gladiator fights to distract the people from the Corruption of the State at that time! This is all starting to make sense now. Who agrees?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Some people don’t actually have a permanent handwriting. They have 3 or 4 different handwritings depending on the pen, their mood, or the situation.

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Hey babe…a man who cooks, cleans, washes dishes and does laundry is just a functional adult. Not a special being

[𝔏𝔢𝔫𝔞 🎀 @clusterbitch_]

it’s crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year and almost no one cares about them because the administration has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Just for the record, I should have to *opt in* for AI, not opt out.

[Emily Rochotte @EmilybeingEmily]

@JamieBonkiewicz @JustJem24 It's been so long (18 years) I think we're at a point where there are a lot of people who don't even realize or know her from that which is wild

[Emily Rochotte @EmilybeingEmily]

@priest_099 Caffeine, social media, botox and filler

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

AI could disappear tomorrow, and nothing would change for any of us, except that life would progressively get better and better from that point on.

[k @alfkkifine]

Women: I want to go for a run.
Society: You can’t go alone. You’ll get raped.

Women: I want to walk to my car in the parking garage.
Society: Alone? You better get someone to escort you, or you’ll get raped.

Women: I want to live alone.
Society: You need a gun, an alarm system, a dog and probably a gun for the dog too.

Women: What about going to the park?
Society: Dangerous.

Women: Okay, I’ll just go out for a drink then.
Society: Don’t take your eyes off your drink. Watch out for predators spiking your drinks. Stay alert at all times.

Women: I was raped.
Society: Are you sure? That just seems impossible.

[Emily Rochotte @EmilybeingEmily]

@1realFormula Legos

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Birth control pills should be for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to make women wear bullet proof vests.

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[Emily Rochotte @EmilybeingEmily]

@nypost @norwoodbxbooks

[acidburns @TheAcidBurns3]

Shrinkflation pisses me off so bad because not only are you ripping me off but you're gaslighting me. I go talking about how there's less crackers in each sleeve and people treat me like I'm crazy. What's actually crazy is what we're putting up with from these corpos.

[shami @leshaami]

Women are afraid men will:
A. Drug them
B. Beat them
C. Rape them
D. Kill them
E. All of the above

Men are afraid women will:
A. Laugh at them
B. Reject them
C. Use them for a free meal