EMILY

Trust the process 💛

[𝕵𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖎 @JelaniMK]

Good morning Ladies & Gentlemen

[Anjeyo E. Ananda @anj_116_]

Umeenda Campus 4 years. Umegraduate. Umequalify kuwa mwalimu. Alafu you either have to pay your MP or sleep with them to get a TSC letter. Tawe!! Waende wote nyumbani.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Kenyans don't hate on drunk driving enough.

[Serah 🇰🇪 @Seeh28875]

I saw children being shot live on the streets, my payslip has been ransacked by these Heha Movers of a government, Kenyans can no longer afford three meals a day, Tweeting is a life-threatening activity, teargas in church etc. Excuse me while I take politics very personally 💔

[Britney @OwanghB]

Huwa nashangaa kama sisi wote watched someone get shot...for just selling masks
We all did
Kenyans forget very fast

[reaction.gif @TheReactionGif]

Can we pass a law that says that Government is never allowed to say "free" and instead they must always say "tax-payer funded"?

[Chief Of Twita (King Of East)🇰🇪 @TwitaChief]

"Wawili ijae" is at close proximity with "kiasi nakupigia" which is also related to "kata nikutumie." Very terrible lies

[Njeri_Wagathima @_stayliquidd]

Wuuue 🥹 I've seen this story on TikTok na I can't sleep. This woman from Baragoi was forced into marriage at 10 years. She didn't Even know sex, her 75 year old husband would rape her akiwa ameshikiwa miguu na bibi wa kwanza.
She got her first kid at 12 years! She didn't even know she was pregnant,alikuwa anashangaa mbona ameshiba😭the whole 9 months. No hospital, no clinics. Huko hakuna nguo wala maji .

Siku ya kupata mtoto the co wives literally tore her ndio wamzalishe alafu akatengwa in a ka room for some time juu ata hakuna pads a bleedie huko. After three months amerudi kuchunga mbuzi. Then one day wezi wakakuja and they raped her and other women, and also killed her 5 year old boy! Shot as she watched. ..then kurudi home akapata mzee ame shootiwa na kwao her dad was killed na mathee bled to death from gunshot ya mguu sababu hakuna hospital, they literally boil herbs wakigonjeka!.

Hakuna ata shule and the shopping center Iko mbali it takes 4 days kwenda na kurudi
The whole story is so painful but kitu imeniguza ni mahali amesema.

"Nikasema niende nione Kenya" 😭😭😭like literally she doesn't know Baragoi is in Kenya sababu life is very different in Nairobi ....

Sanburu county???????? These leaders are eating their own children alive! Shame on governor Jonathan lati Lelelit and all his Mpigs and MCAs!!!!

Wantam banaaa to Ruto and all those stomaching their big bellies while citizens continue to wallow in poverty!!

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

And if you choose to support this regime, just do it with your chest. Stop with words like despite, give credit where it's due, he might be..just be like Ichungwa and Junet

[captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪 @luhyaheat]

A whole Kenyan cabinet secretary has tried to tell us the economy is doing great because a lot more people are drinking Fanta orange

[⋆. 𐙚 whattheelle꩜🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @auntychellee]

Ni Charlene mnatetea hivo fr? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Huyu Charlene huuza damu wakenya wamedonate? Huyu Charlene babake ameua watoto wa watu? Huyu Charlene babake ameiba pesa za nchi ata before wengine wazaliwe? Lmao she can burn in hell for all we care...infact yeye na lineage yake yote

[David Macharia @DavidMachariaII]

Spent about an hour at Carrefour today with @BryMutai asking white people if they work there

[Lynette scavo @thushysdrafts]

As a registered parklands voter I really hope there's a better MCA out there Juu huyo WA kudance tiktok apana😭😭😭

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

Who authorized farming inside Amboseli National Park? who planted tomatoes and sprayed them with cyanide, killing 15 elephants, arrest everyone and feed them with the remaining tomatoes.

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Local man discovers the constitution in his 4th year of a 5 year term

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Effervescence was such a Goated answer in the chemistry questions 😂

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Who the hell thought Gmail needed a storage limit and that, once it’s full, you wouldn’t be able to receive emails anymore?????

[Hakuna yengs hapa @ImbayiK]

Mkichora nini dia

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

Praising murderers

But let a woman go to a concert and get drunk

Kenyan ‘morals’

[Yator Boss☚ @Bossyator]

The post election violence that will hit this country next year is doing press-ups & you know who's sponsoring it. Sad scenes. Just be ready!!