Emilyparsons44

chillin like a villian
The love you make is equal to the you take. ~Paul McCartney
professional weirdo

[Emilyparsons44 @Emilyparsons443]

@rolo473 oh thank goodness. I would have never been able to sleep without that info

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@rolo473 the bomb diggidy

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@rolo473 a million doves, chocolates, and air supply

[Emilyparsons44 @Emilyparsons443]

@rolo473 then I must be antichrist to my parents lol

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@rolo473 Just do it

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@rolo473 Name the time and place and I will be there dressed as an old Charlie Chaplin

[Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye]

Roses are red
9 year olds rise
We will defeat T Series
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[Emilyparsons44 @Emilyparsons443]

Guys....listen. This is a crisis. We can't let T-series beat Pewdiepie. Quick everyone go subscribe if you are a kool kid. #broarmy #brofist #pewdsforpresident #swedenforever #notindia #9yearoldsunite #doitforedgar #maya #jackcepticeye2

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Honestly

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Bring it back

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@nicowhosmans @Wereallinsane18 Oof

[Emilyparsons44 @Emilyparsons443]

@shanedawson The conspiracy that Marilyn Monroe was killed by the Kenedys

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

JOHN LENNON: He wear no shoeshine, he got...toe-jam football, he got...monkey finger, he shoot...Coca-Cola

POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: what

[Emilyparsons44 @Emilyparsons443]

Is eating apples with hummus weird?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I don’t need to buy anything on Black Friday, I just want to get in a fistfight at Bed Bath and Beyond to feel alive.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Me on Thanksgiving, as told by scenes from The Office

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I am rapidly running out of tomorrows on which to begin studying

[Emilyparsons44 @Emilyparsons443]

@Jack_Septic_Eye What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?

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This is the greatest thing since sliced bread

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Dear door owners, why do doors have to be push or pull. It's 2018. Why can't doors be push and pull? #doorequality

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Welp now I'm going to sing this instead of the real lyrics. Thanks @MainEvanRonda