Emily Cooke

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

@TalkTalk @TalkTalk we went to upgrade our contract to a faster internet speed and you have managed to sign us up for a slower internet for more money, with boosts we didn’t want. There is no way to cancel this without calling, and the phone line keeps hanging up!! #pleasehelp

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

@amylj_13 I'll let it slide. I've got a chest infection from the germs the rotters leave behind at the swimming pool #thegoodlife

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

@amylj_13 head slap. I'll just wait for your brain to catch up

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

@amylj_13 mate hand me a bathbomb I just shed a tub full 💔💔 #curseyouUna

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

@amylj_13 you are literally hopeless. I'd cry if I woke up from that dream, he is my dream

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

@amylj_13 I text you earlier saying just that. I know you all too well. Pleb.

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

The amount of times "god damn" is used in #suits. Find a new GOD DAMN saying!!!

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

“@amylj_13: “@UnaTheSats: The BBQ King @ben_foden x http://t.co/5DqFcepUxS” @EmilyyyCookeee” 😱😩😍

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

Just seen a woman sporting a full on beard and tash #howthefuck

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

I want a gay best friend #anytakers?

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

not forgetting the FANTASTIC nightlife...........😁 @amylj_13 @durham_uni

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

Love our new little housemate poppy 🐰🐰

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

@amylj_13 @izzyterry @dodd0212 I hope were not as nice as this

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

Got my dad to order my shopping for me because I can't cope with life and living off so much #dietcoke #examprobs

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

@AliceSeager @OmarLSultani holla

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

“@amylj_13: "@SoDamnTrue: Damn I got a brain disorder... 😐 http://t.co/NUh9ozgB9X" @amylj_13 hahaha wow, I actually do

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

Someone help me, this hangover is the literal death of me

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

The persistent babbling of the Spanish lady in the mariott is starting to push my limits #angermanagment #revisionprobs

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

@CaitFraser1 I don't care if I'm bloody paying for it 😩😩

[Emily Cooke @EmilyyyCookeee]

What kind of an establishment won't serve you wine unless you eat, are you kidding me!! @love_prezzo #sortyourshitout