Emma Jones

Do not confront me about my username. I’m choosing to honor 2013 Emma’s choices.

[Emma Jones @Emma36402313]

My husband walks around after a shower with his towel tucked around his chest just like a woman, and while some women may be repulsed, it’s probably my favorite thing that he does.

[Daria Morgendorfer @tiarellla]

Me in 15 years sitting in the back of my sons US History class making sure they telling them kids the truth.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

This is the most disastrous interview I’ve ever seen in my life. The sheer patience of Gayle King here is remarkable. I don’t know why Miya Ponsetto’s lawyer didn’t step in and end this disaster.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Impeach.

[Emma Jones @Emma36402313]

@Maddi_MaKensie @trulyseltzer please.

[Emma Jones @Emma36402313]

#NewProfilePic

[Emma Jones @Emma36402313]

@9Chelsey_Nicole Ted Bundy wasn’t Canadian

[Emma Jones @Emma36402313]

Aryan today, “you’re a great time when we’re out having drinks until we’re back in the car, and you realize the alcohol has drained your already short supply of serotonin and you cry the whole way back home.”

[Emma Jones @Emma36402313]

@9Chelsey_Nicole Very true. Or people assume we’re all sisters lol

[Emma Jones @Emma36402313]

@coachjm68 Thank you!!!

[Emma Jones @Emma36402313]

My Mom & Dad have been married for 28 years and are still so in love with each other. Today I drove over to drop my wedding dress off, and they were holding hands walking across the front yard, GAZING at each other. I felt like I was in a Nicholas Sparks movie.

[Emma Jones @Emma36402313]

@lyrie852 I feel you dude. Those people amaze me

[Emma Jones @Emma36402313]

If you’re someone who can lay down at night and go right to sleep without dissecting everything you did that day and convincing yourself that you did at least one stupid thing that you regret, then that is a superpower, and you should cherish it.

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

I love wine. I do not love wine the morning after i loved wine.

[Emma Jones @Emma36402313]

I’m rewatching concert videos from last year because I miss them so much, and I realize I need to shut my dumb mouth when I’m recording because I ruin 75% of the videos I take.

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

the way my boyfriend has the metabolism that I DESERVE. this world is SICK.

[Emma Jones @Emma36402313]

Is anyone else so bored from working at home that they felt the need to share their peanut butter bread on their IG story? Just me? Cool cool cool.

[Emma Jones @Emma36402313]

I’m almost certain that in my past life I was a spinster horticulturist who lived on a farm and was very wise, but people were scared of me because they were suspicious I was a witch. Truthfully, I was a witch, but no one could ever prove it.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

Someone got their boyfriend to rate wedding dresses

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

adulthood is really discovering half ur family is mentally ill