ea sports

straight up vibin

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i’m gonna mirroring mens red flags on shitty dates to see how they react

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why do i keep trying to speak FRENCH when i’m in SPAIN

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a bouncer once thought my sleeve of birth control was valium

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@dontkillbill97 i mean…. crack has to be up there tho….

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actually life begins at inception

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“Advanced long furby listing- you want sculpting? Multiple feet? This is the listing for you!”
£170

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me trying to get uk citizenship

[Gino Reda’s Burner @ThatsHockey69]

Imagine not loving football man

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why do i always get pizza hut when i’m hungover

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can’t believe they let me into the bar in sweatpants

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mental instability: [activated]

[layks @laykennmatte]

tonight we don’t drink for NYE we drink for BETTY WHITE

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it only took 5 years after moving out of st t for me to stop looking like a smackhead

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fuck , gotta pay rent

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happy birthday @SamuelLJackson

[Paddington Bear Updates (no affiliation) @fakepaddington]

paddington bear loves to day-drink

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i thrive off of impulse decisions

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@dontkillbill97 wanna buy one

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dancing in the club thinking of an excuse to go home so i can hangout with hugo

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had to climb in my window because i left my keys in the house and somebody called the police on me