Em

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

my crocs look like this 👀💪😬 so hers can look like this 😍💅💯💦

[mo @chuuew]

ME: hi handsome, is this seat taken?

BUS DRIVER: yes, but you could literally sit anywhere else

[Hic Nealey 🎙️🥃 @dr_nic]

Just shoved his filthy foot in my gin and tonic, shook it off, glared at me, then did it again. Free cat now available.

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

can you be addicted to corn?

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

"BUT WHAT ABOUT MEN-" shhhhhh SHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhHhhhhhhhhh
hush now sweet boy shhhhhhh now is time to rest

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

baby: m-m
mom: mama?
baby: m-m-
baby: m-mister worldwide

[Em @EmmaPaynter]

@sophomoronic_ the single most useful thing I learnt at Mta was when you told me to rock back and forth when I was pooping

[emily @spaghemily]

he's scared of the fireworks so my mom put on some dog videos for him ❤️

[Macksmellar @hmackellar]

RT if you want Jesus to take the wheel just to see how someone who died 2000 yrs ago would react to cars

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

PLEASE SEND HELP TO MALL CHILD NEGLECTED IN CAR TURNING GREEN

[charlie @chunkbardey]

I love when birthday cards have naughty twists like this

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

he is doing great