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Easily distrac

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He's not even trying anymore...

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[having a heart attack in a restaurant] Tell my wife... I had a salad

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ME: You win some, you lose some

WIFE: Where are the kids

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[creating a clone of Beyoncé] lmao Beytwicé

[Greenpeace International @Greenpeace]

Thanks. 😬

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I got twitter blue and my wife came back with the kids

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April fools.

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@Bob_Janke

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I'll never salute you, you son of a bitch

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@dorsalstream I logged on for this??

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After several years of careful research I can confirm I have wasted my life

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April fools.

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Still queueing up to high 5 the queen

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We thought boris johnson was bad but liz truss killed the queen on day one

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Leo DiCaprio tearing up royalty checks because Titanic was released 25 years ago

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April fools.

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@AngrySkycrane I didn't notice that text at the top before. No idea what that means 😂

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April fools.

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@AngrySkycrane

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@KellsPlayer Doesn't quite have the same ring to it