Marilyn Merlot

Livin Large on a Limited Budget

[Marilyn Merlot @EmmaRadstreet]

•Fill the tub up half way
•ride it with ur surfboard
•forget about water displacement
•mop ur bathroom floor naked

[Marilyn Merlot @EmmaRadstreet]

Bitch, real G’s move in silence like Avril Lavigne

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I have never felt more rage than in this moment being outbid on this shirt for 50 cents more than my offer, exactly 30 seconds before bidding closed

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Just wanted to pop back on here to remind everyone that teeth are not bones. Have a great night

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A game called Stupid Mario Bros. It’s like Super Mario except all the controls are switched around to different buttons. Thank you for your time

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Omg am I late? I just discovered netflix finally added a shuffle option for when you don’t know what to watch

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@kendalalala I hear lack of financial strain does wonders for the complexion

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Tears

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If y’all don’t mind imma just start droppin all the stuff that’s entertaining to me in this thread for reference. Starting with this masterpiece

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Please look and listen, I beg

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I gotta start reading captions before looking at pictures. I was like what kind of poem is this

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Feeling a strong urge to become an mma fighter. Might be ego, not sure yet. Will update later

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This and Edward Cullen

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I don’t know how to properly explain this but Amazon product descriptions and pornhub titles are the same

[Saige @saige_amber]

New Grimace cosplay???? 🤔🤔🤔

[Marilyn Merlot @EmmaRadstreet]

Just found out the main character from Stick It now stars in a show as a cop ?? My girl is a traitor 😔

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@ojr83 Well trump told us to take shots of Clorox and the closest thing I had was fabuloso. Can’t let that COVID defeat me 😤💪🏼

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I was very excited to purchase this fruity pebbles coffee creamer and it tastes like Fabuloso :/

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@ojr83 I kept taking sips like “maybe I just have to get used to the mix of coffee and fruit flavors then I’ll taste the cereal” but it just kept tasting like floor cleaner 😭

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@tara__ashton Whattt?! There’s no excuse for that not to taste good 😠 who’s in charge over at the flavor factory? I’d like a word

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@tara__ashton It smells great too so the flavor was extra disappointing 😭

[Marilyn Merlot @EmmaRadstreet]

Every time I write my own workout I get halfway through it and think ...what fuckin lunatic wrote this?

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In addition to being paid at least minimum wage