EMMA

[Dana Perino @DanaPerino]

The WWII vets featured in the President’s speech watched the fireworks from their memorial. ❤️🇺🇸🙏🏻🎆

[greg @greg16676935420]

I guess we can all stop pretending to care about soccer now

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

And if it wasn’t for America the insignia on the pub would be written in German.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

250 years ago our greatest grandfathers beat the dogshit out of the most powerful military on the planet over a 3% tax and now we can’t deport 100 million immigrants that hate us because women and gays think it would be mean

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

Two Islamic terrorist attacks in one day. Four in three weeks. I’m starting to think that maybe - just maybe - we’ve made a mistake importing this ideology into our country.

[tzolis stan @E5THXR]

Hate to break it to you guys but sometimes you have to do things you don’t like for the sake of having a community. Avoiding consistency with the people in your life is working against us and the data already shows it. If you think connections can be sustained on absence carry on

[greg @greg16676935420]

Rough year for Canada sports

Lost to USA in World Series
Lost to USA in Stanley Cup
Lost to USA in Olympics
Lost to USA in baseball
Didn’t even make it to the Super Bowl

[USA Baseball @USABaseball]

Play Free Bird. 🇺🇸

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

ITALY: Haha, we drink espresso in the dugout!

DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: Haha, we’re having so much fun hyping each other up!

TEAM USA: We’re listening to a man describe in detail the raid to kill Osama Bin Laden to prepare us to play Canada in baseball.

[The Architect. @TheMarcitect]

If Hillary is not guilty of anything why would she say.. " If I go down I will take half of DC with me. " This is not something an innocent person says.

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

If Lebron had his teeth knocked out, he'd take the rest of the season off.

Jack Hughes stayed in the game, won it in overtime, and then thanked the United States military for their support.

[Megyn Kelly @megynkelly]

God save Republicans and their children in VA.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

Both Democrat candidates for governor in New Jersey and Virginia:
– are women
– have served their country
– have daughters

Yet they consistently vote against measures that protect girl's & women’s opportunities, privacy, and safety. Remarkable.

[Alexandra DeSanctis Marr @xan_desanctis]

*unless I disagree with your politics, in which case you should be shot and I hope your kids die

[Aidan Doc 🧸 @AidanDoc__]

VJ Edgecombe mic’d up against Boston after Embiid got hit in the eye

Edgecombe: “Am I still handsome?”

Embiid: *nods*

Edgecombe: “okay, you good”

😭😭😭 (via @NBA)

[Insurrection Barbie @DefiyantlyFree]

If I need to show my ID to get Sudafed at Walgreens, you need to show your ID to vote.

If Florida and Texas can count and report vote totals the night of, so can every single other place.

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Young female liberal voters shriek about imaginary “handmaid tales” on the right, then vote for a guy whose culture doesn’t even allow women to pick who they marry.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Lol, your parents tried stealing furniture and silverware from the White House… and let’s not talk about the intern. Sit this one out.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

I’ll finish it for you. “Thank you, Donald Trump”