Emma Stoned

beer mommy

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“drinking is charity” - DJ Noah

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@biggestferal Did you add hot dogs and ketchup

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@biggestferal SAME

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Lou weed is back and better than ever yes

[rise of the ditch guy @ditch_guy]

smoking cigarettes and thinking about gay sex

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Taking an extra long time in the bathroom so my friend can flirt with a guy ama

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@HEADGLOW SET GOTTA CALL THE COPS

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@iamsarahcuda Yo I’ve got some cute ones that you’d rock!!! Also yes the urge to overpack underwear in case you shit yourself everyday am I right

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What my list says: 2 swimsuits and 1 hat
What I packed: 5 swimsuits and 3 hats

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Who actually eats Swiss Chalet

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@ecadnacdoyle Noooooo 😭

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Drunk and stoned and finding new music all snuggled up holy shit life is good

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Me to my Uber driver: I SWEAR IM JUST TAKING ALLERGY MEDS IN YOUR BACKSEAT

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I have to buy a dress I can wear a normal bra with I have to buy a dress I can wear a normal bra with

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Wondering why I’m so tired then submitting my timecard for 95 hours in the last two weeks

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@Aidan__Morris You are literally un-hateable 🥰🥰🥰

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How many times can I get drunk today

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Getting yelled at by a guy in a pickup truck in a Belleville drive thru line 🙏

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@SneezeMcleeze HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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@SneezeMcleeze Excuse you