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this place sucks and our bodies are disgusting

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My bro told me that I have Resting Piss Face

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i’m sitting pretty in Weed City

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@HeadglowON @EmmaStoned68 uhhhhhhhhh

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smoking cigarettes and thinking about gay sex

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imagine being the first homo erectus to take a piss, that would be fucking awesome

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i am getting married to a beautiful woman who has volunteered to roll joints for me

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hey girl, do you like being yelled at by men in a car who are wearing the same outfit as you?

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being good at video games is the same as being good at watching netflix lmao

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being cancelled by the WOKE LEFT for getting SUCKED OFF by the TERF wizard author

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@ChicknCaesarWry That’s because time is a flat circle

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I’m gonna have Balls

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I FUCKING LOVE TALKING BEHIND PEOPLE’S BACKS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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call me kendall roy because i need a Succ Session

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@ChicknCaesarWry

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watching hereditary and being like “wow that guy is fucking badass”

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If Smoking Weed At The Function Is A Crime Then You Best Come Arrest Me

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when i am president i will make weed illegal

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@biggestferal cmon what’s the worst that could happen

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Entering My Pussy Era

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@kingsuckdown why aren’t you at my place smoking weird rn