🔮 Emma 🔮

Intersectional Feminist, Writer, Lesbian and *Glenn Danzig voice* Mother!

[🔮 Emma 🔮 @Emma_2401]

Is there a secluded, sunny island somewhere whose only inhabitants are dogs? Asking for my sanity. Thanks.

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I haven’t tweeted since last year, but I’m back to say Chloë Grace Moretz should play Anna Nicole Smith in an accurate biopic where she’s not treated like a punchline.

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@EllynDegenerate Congratulations! What a little cherub 🥰

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@hannibalsexwife Raff gets Bubbins, Booshy, Roo Roo, King Raff, Stinky boy.

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@hetherrfortune Robin Guthrie for sure.

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@gobeyondmcr

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@amandadeibert 200 Cigarettes. 🙌

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I’ve watched exactly one episode of COPS and holy shit was it transphobic. If this is how they are with camera’s on them. Jesus Christ.

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@positive_pel @Depheruk @RishiSunak Ahhh yeah, you’re right Pel, she should be eating gruel and drinking tap water. Poor people shouldn’t be afforded any joy or small luxuries.

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Jeremy Clarkson is vile. Why does he still have any kind of platform?

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@kexp @Blondshe11 Olympus 😍

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Just referred to myself in a text as ‘Raffaele’s Mum’ for the first time.
I’m almost a year into my mum era guys, this is how I dance now.

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@ycsm1n #molk#k

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@mattwaring24 @blink182 Total fools. We’re deffo going right? 😃

[Tom Edwards AI @tomedwards]

@NellFrizzell For all its flaws, being with just one person for the long haul is, very simply, the best thing ever. If you’ve convinced another human to invest their whole life in you, you’re more insanely lucky than you’ll ever realise

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@MiraSorvino I’m so sorry for the loss of your wonderful father.

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@thebellow Beautiful Joe. I’m so sorry for your monumental loss Gareth.

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@GlenMitchell1 I’m so angry. I’ll never forget what this despicable government put families through. My sister was unable to have the funeral she should have had while these cretins partied. I’ll think of your mum while I vote them out.

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Surely the most streamed song ever is track 1 off that iPhone U2 album. 100,000 streams are thanks to me connecting to Bluetooth in the car.

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My wife is men. First of all she likes to guess how far away they are so she can prove herself right.

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

men love to go on google maps and see how far things are from each other