emma

safe to assume I'm down for ice cream

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

I just went to text “fun” and instinctively typed “fuck” instead... this is just who I am now I guess

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

Let’s be real for a minute— my body dysmorphia could never handle being pregnant

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

Never in my life have I needed attention so badly that I’ve posted the same thing on my ig story and my snap story. And I stand by that.

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

Are you good at crying quietly? Or did you not hide anxiety attacks as a young adult?

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

Ok here’s the thing— if an appointment time is scheduled, do not ask me to be there 10 minutes early. If you want me there early, make that the appointment time.

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

@eman_amari Girl, it’s only Tuesday...

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

@Juhmeezy This is honestly like a trial period for everyone that doesn’t have depression. A Depression Lite if you will

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

Everyone: *Goes into isolation, feels lonely, becomes lethargic*

My depressed ass: “oh, hello. Welcome to life as I know it.”

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

Every week I see the same fine-ass man taking out the trash. And every week I have to resist the urge to say “since you’re so good at taking out the trash, maybe you should take me out”

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

If you’re ever curious why my voice is deeper than most girls, just remember that I grew up on 90s country.. imagine a 5 yo trying to match pitch with George Strait

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

@MrAnnen1 @MrVK Aren’t there classes you should be instructing? Lol

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

The worst part of being a sarcastic asshole is having to backpedal when someone doesn’t know that you’re just a sarcastic asshole and shouldn’t take you seriously

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

@PaigeGadbois I...I don’t think that’s necessary

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

@PaigeGadbois What’s the reverse of a favorite? How do I the opposite of like this

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

@Juhmeezy That’s a hymn. A hymen is the procedure you do when someone is choking.

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

@juan_martij4409 No.

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

Anxiety is fucking wild y’all. I forgot to take a 10mg pill yesterday and today I almost cried at work bc my boss pointed out a small mistake I made

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

In case you’re wondering where I get the sass from...

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

Did your dad really help you move in if you didn’t learn 5 new things about home ownership and 10 ways someone might break in?

[emma @Emma_Bollinger]

I think millennial culture is talking loudly about sex in public spaces at the office, but whispering about asking for a raise with coworkers