Emma

[Emma @Emma_Nichols90]

@jet2tweets Can it be split across the 2 cases so we have a total of 54kg between us?

[Emma @Emma_Nichols90]

@jet2tweets travelling with a 1 year old - can her 10kg luggage allowance be in her own case or does it have to be in my case, up to 33kg? Thanks!

[Emma @Emma_Nichols90]

@Jelleyphant Majestic?!?! Terrifying!!

[Emma @Emma_Nichols90]

@Jelleyphant What?!

[Kate Hewson @katejhewson]

This guy actually came dressed as a positive lateral flow

[Jed Mercurio @jed_mercurio]

Thank you for submitting your audition for the next series of #LineofDuty but we’re looking for a character with at least one redeeming moral principle and a performance that places even just a scintilla of doubt in the audience’s mind that he might not be totally bent

[Grace 🌱 @GraceFVictory]

Here’s to everyone who had a difficult October 🍂🌾 who faced their shadows, held themselves accountable, worked through their trauma and struggled to show self kindness. November will be better. Be gentle ✨

[Red Bee Creative @RedBeeCreative]

When we left the office last year none of us would have believed that we’d be seeing each other exclusively on video calls. It's been a surreal time but we still want to celebrate all the craft and creativity from the team over #1YearOfLockdown. Happy #WFHAnniversary 🥳

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[Dom Hodgson @TheHodge]

We’ve all been feeling a bit down recently and so my wife decided we were going on holiday. I was told that I was taking Tuesday and Wednesday off and she’s been working on a secret plan 🧵

[Emma @Emma_Nichols90]

@Missguided

[Emma @Emma_Nichols90]

@theadamgee @ladbible Yes!!! I still can’t watch this

[Emma @Emma_Nichols90]

@Jelleyphant He bloody loves a tornado 😂

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

If words appear on my phone, I consider them messages to me. That's just how it works as far as I'm concerned

[Emma @Emma_Nichols90]

@Jelleyphant us the other day 😅

[Serena Smith @serenathesmith]

love actually is my favourite xmas film but ive just realised i cannot name a single character. like what is Keira Knightley called? Alan Rickman? Emma Thompson? do they even have names

[Henry Fraser @henryfraser0]

A huge fart during a kids class Zoom and the whole class, and teacher, finding it hilarious is the joy we all needed. https://t.co/mQVkKi5w8C

[Miss B @shannonbrenn]

I can't believe New Zealand are covid free, Australia not far off and Britain are still living this fuckery on repeat a year on. Fucking shambles

[unprofessional hockey scout @OVECHKlN]

but she caught me on the counter
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
saw me banging on the sofa
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
i even had her in the shower
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

[Emma @Emma_Nichols90]

@Jelleyphant I agree

[Simon @sly_si]

Whoever put Gorka in those shorts this week deserves an OBE 😍 #Strictly