Emma Mathis

[ruben 🪐 @206Ruben]

Telling my kids this was Isaac Newton

[cincynancy @cincynancy]

Are you fucking kidding me

[a guy @apiecebyguy]

What kinda barbershop is this...?

[Andrew Strauss @straussanator]

Friend: “Please don’t get political at dinner.”

Me: “Of course! I’d never do that!”

*one sip of wine*

Me:

[Emma Mathis @Emma_Wey]

https://t.co/gQ95nYNTNB

[Kyle @kkunta__]

"Are they gonna let you drive the boat?"

Kodak:

[Landon Romano @landonromano]

literally nobody:

cr*ckhead out front the gas station:

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

How your girl acts when you staring and admiring her

[christian @stocksnstogies]

smoking top shelf for the first time:

[vince @vints]

*does laundry and makes bed*
Oh sorry what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me getting my life together

[yung rolly @ROLLYMYFRIEND]

white people in class discussions be like

"yeah, going off of that..."
"piggybacking off of that..."
"trampolining off of that..."
"rocket jumping off of that..."
"kickflipping off of that..."
"360 fakey-fakey ladderstall quickscope collateral headshot off of that..."

[Dustin DeBerry @dkdeberry]

“Mufasa’s death is one of the most heart-wrenching movie scenes ever. There’s no way to make it any more sa-“

[Un Poco Loco 🇦🇬 @Bexyful]

Am I the most attractive woman out there ? Of course not. But do I have a good personality ? Well, no. But do I wake up every day and try to be the best person that I can be ? Also no.

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

me wide awake at 3 am thinking about how much better my life would be if i was a millionaire

[adam @brokeangeI]

10 year old me waiting for my parents to stop fighting so i could ask them for their credit card to get a club penguin membership https://t.co/VoN32DjcFp

[j @jayjayybaddie]

Bernie Sanders corpse when he hears about the 2096 election https://t.co/hpApURDjNB