Emma Ahlin

huge dialogue enthusiast | ♒︎ ♏︎ ♉︎

[Emma Ahlin @Emmaa_ahlin]

there are twice as many stars as usual.

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@ElianaMascaren5 and i stand by it

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isn’t J.D. Vance the guy who wrote riptide

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girl how are you gonna FAIL the bdsm test

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how you lost your virginity? no tell me your whorigin story

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“the face of a divinity you do not worship, the smile of a devil you never believed in” being a DnD actual play quote by an improv comedian is CRAZY

[eliana lol @ElianaMascaren5]

identity crisis bc my hair isn’t as curly as it was in high school

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guys, this little midwest girl cannot handle the east coast… i think everyone hates me

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

are there twice as many stars as usual? cus ur a two-faced cow

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noooo i’m not down bad (this is a lie, i cut and stapled 8.5x11 resumes to 8x10 headshots for her)

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somebody needs to do a psychological study on why i can never tell my high school choir teacher no

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miss lizzy mcalpine was SICK when she wrote nothing/sad n stuff… absolutely diabolically sick

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@JacobGalos highest josie praise

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@operaticc this scene specifically rewrote my brain chemistry and is the reason i am the way i am today

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mom pick me up i’m SCARED

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m not reaching out
I just wrote you a letter
To say how mad I still am at you

[Emma Ahlin @Emmaa_ahlin]

the air is crisp (that’s a lie i live next to the ocean), the air is cold (also a lie it hasn’t dipped below 60), it feels like fall (lie)… you know what that means! shitty supernatural tv show rewatch time

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@ElianaMascaren5 somebody get Natalya “i don’t wish to marry so i made a list of men and also only go for unavailable men and also know a lot about sappho” Alexeivna Navakov the lesbian master doc

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god took away the landlines because of gay people

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happy 3 years to the time my sister and i recorded dentist assistant parodies of queen songs for the local dentist office holiday party…..

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i pay so much in tuition so that my school can be name dropped in movies and i feel cool