Emma Macbeth

[Emma Macbeth @Emmalaar]

@HumansNoContext @andy_reeves1 hooose rice

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

If you got your jury service call up for the Wagatha Christie trial of the millennium, I hope you know how damn lucky you are.

[Emma Macbeth @Emmalaar]

@9Hamzz @andy_reeves1

[Cara Smith @carasmith0]

I’m not being dramatic but I just can’t work 5 day weeks anymore

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked a child what they would give up for lent, they replied "trying" and I couldn't agree more.

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Come on Ayleen 👑

[Emma Macbeth @Emmalaar]

@ThatPacmanDude @Nobcopter

[Mark Tait @marktait78]

Harry Potter and the Half Cooked Mince

[Emma Macbeth @Emmalaar]

@sixteenburritos @RossKempsAGimp tuna Mayo pls, no salad.

[Idunno @oksheesh]

When I was five, I found out my grandpa had a twin, when I saw him after my grandpa's funeral. A fucking heads up would have been nice.

[Emma Macbeth @Emmalaar]

@HumansNoContext @Siaaniee @kylehooley93

[Haz @_Hazpilicueta]

Best not tell this guy any secrets

[Liam 🌹 @LiamGaughan98]

Me going a full day without crying then thinking about #ItsaSin https://t.co/bhPFbBerT3

[MissB 📚 @BickertonMiss]

Six months ago I said “bees are lovely aren’t they?” to my mum...

[Emma Macbeth @Emmalaar]

@AaronWoodComedy @Chelslm_97 @RAReeves_96

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

Wow the accuracy 🤣

[Emma Macbeth @Emmalaar]

@henry_joce @RossKempsAGimp

[Carlo @carlocg_]

If you’re a bloke there’s no chance of you sitting on the comfy chair when going for food with your bird 😂 always stung with the horrible chair on the outside

[rendog @renniepeters]

“You’ve changed”

Nah mate just don’t like you x