Men,
Therefore,
If at any point you failed to experience a morning erection in a span of 3 days,
Then you have a problem.
It could be:
• Cerebral
• Mental
• Gastral
• Sacral
• Scrotal
• Hormonal
You have only ONE option: FIX YOURSELF!
#MasculinitySaturday
The Fight to Reclaim Africa. 🏺
Our Nigerian and Ghanian brothers are flying back home to be part of the protests planned for the 30th of April throughout Africa in support of President Ibrahim Traoré
Whoa!!!🔥🔥🔥🫡
This is it; there is no turning back.
"There will come a time where if you attack one black man, you will be attacking all black men. This situation will result in black people coming together to fight for that black man." - Malcom X.
Fishers of Sheep 😂
A ship carrying one million heads of sheep capsized off the coast of Aden while en route to a Gulf state. Fishermen are now fishing sheep 😂
Days after meeting President Ruto and Mudavadi, Vietnam Gas boss Doanh Chau delivered a diplomatic jab: Kenya talks big but doesn’t build.
All microphones, no machinery.
“No serious execution culture”
Days after meeting President Ruto and Mudavadi, Vietnam Gas boss Doanh Chau delivered a diplomatic jab: Kenya talks big but doesn’t build.
All microphones, no machinery.
“No serious execution culture”
A thread on Burkina Faso's 🇧🇫 President Ibrahim Traore, 37, and his leadership after two years since the coup🧵
1. In 2024, President Traoré launched the Postal Bank of Burkina Faso with a capital of approximately $25 million & the Treasury Deposit Bank.
It is shameful that as we launched the 16 Days of Activism, a chauvinist continues to show zero respect for women. If your mother, wife, or daughter were nominated, would you still liken them to prostitutes?
The women of Riabai Ward in Kiambu County should recall this man and replace him with a woman as soon as @IEBCKenya is set up. Women are nominated to uphold the constitution, not based on their personal lives.
Did all these distinguished gentlemen sleep their way to their nominations?
1. Kenya's 4th President
2. Current @KeTreasury CS Hon. John Mbadi
3. Former KNUT boss Hon. @Sossion_wilson
#RespectWomen
Wacha nifungue Roho. What the Fwok! Come here please...
Ati "we are supporting Ruto to Show Kikuyus they're not king makers"
Luos sold their right when Jaramogi was offered leadership akapea Kamau
Granted, we fought for independence in different ways. Kikuyus took arms, Luos were more intellectually endowed and Argwings Kodhek was the first black lawyer in EA
He argued judiciously against colonialism and for Mau Mau
Adonijah giving up power wasn't sacrifice. It was STUPIDITY!
Was he a better man than his son? By every yard, Yes. He galvanized funds to build the biggest public hospital in Nyanza Province
Guess what, he refused to allow it be named after him. It was called Russia for years, juzi ndio wameita "Jaramogi Oginga Referral"
As we speak, 3B is embezzled every year hapo courtesy of governors wa ODM
His son on the other hand has Stiffled the very Devolution he claims to have fought for. Don't get me started on Dominion Farm
If you go to Wajir town, you'll find a Kikuyu owned shop. In that same Wajir, a Luo is a poorly remunerated AP who has to DM Aoko to complain about risk allowances
Luos can only brag about flat chested Lupita, a spinster at 50 who fucks old Wazungu and Obama who hates black people and only used his heritage to woo votes
Hello...! Which Kikuyu are you punishing mafakaz!
The only man who saved Raila from being known in his Eulogy as opposition leader, akampea jina ya PM was Kibaki
Ati oh, Raila installed him akiwa kiwete. 2002 was a revolution against Moi and no one person can claim Messiah over it
Luo men's salient weakness is Kikuyu women. 97% of Luo elites marry Kikuyus, including my Babu
You're punishing your in-laws?
What did handshake give you? Give me one Project from the hand chieth
You make us look as the weakest link in this country. Junet is Oriah, Mbadi is Suba, Raila is Wanga
Yet you die every election cycle for these strangers. They keep you disenfranchised so that you fill Kondele for 500 Bob
Shame on us!
Kuleni pesa and insist Ruto must go. Nisirudie Tena!