Focuz

Mech Eng. Commercial/Industrial Refrigeration and Air Conditioning. Software Engineer

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

“Na statistics we go chop?” - Tinubu.
He said this and many of you clapped.

Statistics is a branch of mathematics! How can you attend a STEM competition if you don’t understand statistics?

If school is a scam and you don’t want to “chop” statistics, why are you suddenly interested in the STEM olympiad?

Na everything be child play for una? Bunch of clowns.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

The South East is making a choice.

We will double down on eliminating illiteracy.

Every child who cannot read, write and reason represents lost potential for our economy, our security and our future.

We are studying the education systems that consistently produce some of the world’s strongest learning outcomes, including Singapore and China.

We are no longer educating children just to survive.

We are educating them to compete globally and lead.

That is the future we are building.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Over 30,000 children have already registered for the 2027 South East Maths Olympiad.

We will be unlocking a new set of exceptional students and teachers.

They all need our support to reach the heights of their greatness.

Education equals prosperity.

[Emir Sirdam @EmirSirdam]

When Peter Obi becomes President in 2027 and this man is made Minister of Education, can anyone fault his appointment?

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Ironically, this heated "Olodo Uprising" conversation is actually a good sign for Nigeria.

Nigeria is finally having its first endogenous, organically-defined culture war over an issue that is intrinsically important to Nigerian society.

Every other culture war that post-colonial Nigeria has fought until now has been imported Yankee slop, or imported religious slop, or both (LGBTQ, 3rd wave Feminism, "sexual liberation", tithing, NYSC hijab, etc).

A society fighting internal culture wars over its own self-defined issues is a society that is finally obtaining an identity of its own. Long may the war continue, and may the olodos suffer crushing defeat that dooms their uprising to the chapters of a Jude Bela historical documentary released in 2045.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“Full access” 😂

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

You added $42 billion to our national debt and added only $5 billion to our foreign reserve; and you want us to clap for you. 😂😂

Let's put this into context,

Zubairu has N1,000 in his Zenith bank account and he went to Okechukwu and borrowed N5,000.

He took N3,000 from this N5,000 loan and deposited into his Zenith bank account and the account balance increased to N4,000. And he used the remaining N2,000 to flex suya and kunu.

He now called his girlfriend Yetunde and showed her his balance of N4,000; telling her he's account balance is increasing.

Meanwhile, he is owing Okechukwu N5,000.

Is this a progress for Zubairu or backwardness?

Zubairu is Nigeria (Tinubu).
Okechukwu is World Bank.
Yetunde is the citizenry.

[Deedy @deedydas]

Most software engineers are facing an identity crisis bordering on depression.

As CTOs aggressively evangelize tokenmaxxing, a class divide ensues.

The lazy. The lazy push code. They don't write it. They don't manually test it. They don't even read it. They're on autopilot. See Jira ticket, prompt for task, submit code. Many of them are barely on their computer the whole day. A comment on the PR asking why they did this? The lazy ask AI. A Slack message? The lazy ask AI. Need to prepare for standup? The lazy ask AI. As long as it sounds enough like them and isn't detected. Some of the lazy are even overemployed, and work multiple jobs. The lazy smart ones get away with this, and even rewarded. After all, software engineering for the lazy is just a dance to convince your colleagues you're smart and hard working.

The craftsmen. The craftsmen are tired. Very tired. 15 PRs in queue. Slack blowing up. The entire burden of review falls on the craftsman. The burden of understanding. They try. They work their way through the code, thoughtfully commenting to improve what ships. The response? A lazy: "That's a clever idea! You're absolutely right." with an incorrect change. It's fine, the craftsman says. I can fix them. They write a doc urging his colleagues to be better. The next day? 20,000 line PR to review. Day after day, their workload grows. Bugs seep into production. No one seems to care. Another round of AI is thrown at it. Their animosity to their colleagues rises. Eventually, they give up. It's just not what it used to be. The craft they loved is dead. They eventually wake up, a lazy.

This isn't all companies. Many companies are genuinely more productive, adopt the right set of principles and practices around AI development and have highly talented teams that trust each other. It tends to happen in bigger companies that are 10+yrs old with a higher talent variance. But it happens. A lot.

[Zekeri Idris Jnr @IdrisZekeriJnr]

We want to urge the MILITARY not to panic as we the bloody CIVILIANS are doing our best to ensure that everything is under control. We seriously condemn this act and would ensure the perpetrators are brought to book.

May the soul of our General rest in perfect peace.

[Focuz @EmmanuelEn36586]

@WoolfGaang_ @chisomholic Bro forget! Village pipo never come for u😂

[Focuz @EmmanuelEn36586]

@bod_repuplic If your phone is Original copy & paste this 😂

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[Focuz @EmmanuelEn36586]

@callmidavid How else do you claim ownership???

[Focuz @EmmanuelEn36586]

@iam_opsy_ You mean like after dem don count you join?? What agenda are you trying to agend?

[Focuz @EmmanuelEn36586]

@__dolani See setup!

[Focuz @EmmanuelEn36586]

@jon_d_doe Agba cooker!!! End.

[Focuz @EmmanuelEn36586]

@officialABAT Shame!

[Focuz @EmmanuelEn36586]

@Blessedstiches Na only evidence of physical beatings una see oh! The other beatings wey the evidence no show for face nkor? Probably why the dad didn't ask or say much, a typical "hear no evil"

[Focuz @EmmanuelEn36586]

This sums it up! We are currently stuck here until these emerging models learns to do better, and there is only so much constraints definitions can do for an open API receiving unlimited diverse queries

[Jose @SolutionsCay]

Here you go:

POST /api

"What's 2 + 2?"

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🤖 Internal AI Agent Reasoning:

Hmm, the user is asking about addition. Let me
consider the ontological implications of numeric
combination. First, I need to evaluate whether
this is base-10 or perhaps a cultural reference.
Let me query the database for context on this
user. Okay, they ordered a pizza last March, so
they're probably hungry. Hungry people make
mistakes. They probably meant 2 + 3. Let me also
consider that "+" could be a metaphor. Pulling in
12 related tables. Cross-referencing. Confidence
level: 97.2%.

Response: {"answer": 5}

Cost: $0.84
Latency: 11.3s
Tables dropped: 2

[Focuz @EmmanuelEn36586]

@PeterMcCormack Stop the noise and keep building!

[Focuz @EmmanuelEn36586]

@FadaChristmas_ @OurFavOnlineDoc Fernando Torres... Sharp striker!