Emmett Internet

I'm Emmett and I am tweeting with text to chat program I still can't read and I play for the Hellmouth Sunbeams(icon/banner credit: discord user SonnenstrAAL

[Emmett Internet @EmmettInternet]

Gold. Pink. Lilac. Gray. Black. Brown.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Name a colour without the letter "e"

[Emmett Internet @EmmettInternet]

Thanks @bts_bighit for spending 377 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Butter. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/ldo4PnvNSC

[Industrial Workers of the World @iww]

"When my managers say “we” aren’t getting raises or politicians say “we” need to tighten our belts, they hide who really controls the levers of power."

https://t.co/noS5sMAYTr

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

Just to empathize the importance of this statement:

One of the most powerful and popular union leaders in the country, who has years of experience leading millions of militant union members, is calling on all of us to build up our unions… and get ready to strike for our rights

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Overturning Roe v. Wade and denying women the right to control their own bodies is an outrage and in defiance of what the American people want. Democrats must now end the filibuster in the Senate, codify Roe v. Wade, and once again make abortion legal and safe.

[Emmett Internet @EmmettInternet]

@aeipathea @OwenPicklestein back me up here. The friend in question is also your friend.

[Emmett Internet @EmmettInternet]

@aeipathea A close friend of mine made up a setting for DnD but made it “wagonland” which definitely was some kind of automobile parts store thing.

[Emmett Internet @EmmettInternet]

Just checked my wiki page again and I gotta say the commitment to the accuracy of my awesomeness is touching. I’m just glad I got to play blaseball again after that whole incineration thing.

[Emmett Internet @EmmettInternet]

@ChiBlaseball Gender Tartakovsky reply all send

[Blaseball Cared @BlaseballCares]

Do you smell that? It could only be one thing… Fashion!

Introducing, the first and last edition of Blaseball’s finest fashion magazine: Vlogue. A physical thing you can own, with the newest looks, art from our community, and an exclusive Parker interview.

Tomorrow, 12pm EST 👀

[Emmett Internet @EmmettInternet]

@OwenPicklestein Yup. Congrats on discovering that there are no new jokes, only three old jokes in a trench coat.

[Emmett Internet @EmmettInternet]

@OwenPicklestein I think Critical Role made this joke already, let me scan the archives.

[Owen 'Fistful of Pickles' Picklestein @OwenPicklestein]

Did you know Australians greet each other in the bathroom by saying "Bidet, mate!"

[Emmett Internet @EmmettInternet]

Sure feels like time keeps dragging on. Wish I could fix this glitch that keeps playing The Ballad of Barry Allen on repeat in my head.

[🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱 @AtlantisBlasebl]

10. @HellmouthI. The Sunbeams players all get Adaptations from the Hellmouth. If that isn’t an Eldritch Evolution I don’t know what is.

[Emmett Internet @EmmettInternet]

Trying out a new image identification software I downloaded in the afterlife. Is this you @OwenPicklestein ?

[larkine dot bsky dot social @_larkine]

#blaseball siesta.