Emily Bartnikowski

As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance. - Calvin (except actually Bill Watterson)

[Washington County Sheriff’s Office (Oregon) @WCSOOregon]

The seaplane water bombers have arrived to help @GastonFire and @ForestGroveFire battle the #PowerLineFire.

[Emily Bartnikowski @Emmieb]

@SpotifyStatus cannot understand why I'm paying for your service to constantly freeze and need to be forced to close and then update and restart and rinse, repeat.

[Dr. Emily Fairfax @EmilyFairfax]

As a scientist I've had an "elevator speech" prepared for a few years now.

This year I made an "elevator video" & let me tell you: people enjoy seeing my research way more than just hearing about it!

So what do #beavers have to do with #wildfire? Watch (with sound) & find out!

[Emily Bartnikowski @Emmieb]

I'm super excited that the @AppleSupport douche who didn't actually help me thought I "did great" cancelling a subscription I actually cancelled at least twice in 2017.

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

I’m having trouble keeping up with the replies. Please keep RTing. https://t.co/iYRroEyIGp

[Common Defense @commondefense]

We endorsed @jontester, but our national organization of veterans and military families is dismayed to see reporting that he is "undecided" on Kavanaugh. Yesterday's hearing proved that Kavanaugh does not share our values of Honor, Respect, and Integrity.
Sen. Tester: Vote No

[Mikki Kendall @Karnythia]

We do know the reason they are called crocodile tears is because the creature pretending to weep is actually dangerous & counting on you to be foolish right?

[Emily Bartnikowski @Emmieb]

This is why all of the womenfolk are tired, y’all.

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

The year 2018 in two photos:

[Emily Bartnikowski @Emmieb]

Yessss

[Emily Bartnikowski @Emmieb]

Seconded.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Congrats to Judge Kavanaugh on his first consequence

[Alison McQuade @akmcquade]

Remember how composed @HillaryClinton had to be during the Benghazi hearings?
Remember how composed she had to be during debates?
Remember the time you were told you were too passionate or emotional?
Remember the time you were told you weren't nice enough?

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

He rolled his eyes and crossed his arms and refused to answer, but how on earth could we believe he behaved like a petulant child in high school.

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

Men are emotional and maybe should not be in office.

[Emily Bartnikowski @Emmieb]

@SarahLBlair Is that my problem? Maybe 😂

[((( Freddy Atton ))) 🌊 🇺🇦 @freddyatton]

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Do you want Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court?

[W. Todd Kaneko @ToddKaneko]

I don’t need to read any more think pieces about whether or not poetry matters. How about this short poem from THE SECOND O OF SORROW by Sean Thomas Dougherty.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Retweet if you would have snuck @BetoORourke into your dorm room in the 90s... ✋

[Emily Bartnikowski @Emmieb]

It’s going to be one of those days where I sing a lot of Aretha songs really loudly all day, may she rest in peace. #QueenOfSoul

[Emily Bartnikowski @Emmieb]

An 8yr old (with a taekwondo belt I can’t spell) just asked me who Chuck Norris is so of course now they’re watching a fight scene from Enter the Dragon. #bestbonusmomever