✨em.ILY

bring the magic 🌙

[✨em.ILY @Emms317]

fellas think with your software not your hardware

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

I took her to the river and I creeked it

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

probably nothing

[✨em.ILY @Emms317]

respectfully im gonna need 25 new bombshells to enter the villa

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

to dance is to be a flower

[✨em.ILY @Emms317]

just a heads up, being on hold with the IRS for over 2 hours will change you fundamentally for the worse

[Jeff Ihaza @jeffihaza]

bro tweeting like a club promoter i love it

[✨em.ILY @Emms317]

KNICKS IN FIVE BABY!!!!

[✨em.ILY @Emms317]

@jk_rowling girl you are still on this??? It has been years since I thought about you and I decided to come check your page today— holy shit you’re obsessed!!! You’re stuck in a thought loop, trapped in time. Babe get a hobby! Hope offline! Touch grass omg

[✨em.ILY @Emms317]

Elmo said he hopes that both teams have fun… not that he hopes both teams win OKAY !!

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[✨em.ILY @Emms317]

baja brain blast

[✨em.ILY @Emms317]

Taco Bell is the only fast food restaurant that has its own drink

[✨em.ILY @Emms317]

Wait, right??? McDonald’s kinda “has” sprite but.. there’s no other fast food places that have their own signature drink right?

[✨em.ILY @Emms317]

@beyoncegarden is he wearing Bermuda shorts

[✨em.ILY @Emms317]

Asfkjlaaljdhdkajshagsg HELP

[✨em.ILY @Emms317]

Where can I find @coki_dmz merch!?? my bfs birthday is coming up and all of his music taste is underground/niche/hard to track down

[✨em.ILY @Emms317]

@kelseytsutton @emily16rachel I’m going to blow my shit smooth off