E m m y

Harvey + Tommy + Casey + Polly ❤️ Jamie 💍

[Ed Gleave @edgleavejourno]

I always enjoy Big Brother but this series is so good I’m actually looking forward to every episode. It’s delivering night after night. I hope this secures its future on ITV

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[R @rssn3_]

Just wanna be on annual leave for the rest of my life

[Josh🍒 @jxshcook_]

need more friends that watch the real housewives fr

[E m m y @EmmyLou224]

@RyanSoapKing25 Nothing it’s past its sell by date

[frankenstein zeppo @NoahPasternak]

What is "the Pooh". Why is Winnie called that. Answer me

[E m m y @EmmyLou224]

@alphafox Told ya @jamiemorgan8

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

I hate to sound negative, but flying cars would be a fucking nightmare.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

There aren't many drinks more tasty and effective than a lovely glass of orange squash.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Pleaaaaaaassseeeeee!!! I am begging! Use CANVA templates for your flyers! I cant take it anymore 😭

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

if the apocalypse happened, i would just pass away. why do people in movies always have so much will to live

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care home’s talent show.

[india 👽 Ⓥ @tofumuse]

maybe i’m just mean but im not gonna measure an item on my vinted for you that i’ve listed for £2

[Anna Pepe @iamannapepe]

affirmation of the day:

“Everything naturally happens in my favor.”

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services

You can rent it for $2.99 though

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

the UK doing The Traitors about 100x better than the US is one of my strongest held cultural opinions and makes me feel genuinely patriotic

[Sarah Deech ☕️ @londonette]

Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

[Elizabeth @beefington420]

I really don’t like when a baby starts crying and the person holding the baby goes “alright I’ll give you back to the lady with the BOOBS”