Tabito

Cybersecurity & Data Analytics. When I'm not securing data, I'm solving riddles or tracking the crypto markets. 🚀 ₿

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

What is this😭😭

[Sad Papichulo. 🥲🍑 @Chief_Papichulo]

You know why I stopped commenting on the pictures of my female mutuals???

I was actively supporting all posts and appreciating all these fine women until one babe called us “Comment Section boys” 🤣

[𝘄𝗶𝗰𝗸 ✰ @realwick_]

lobistars nearly kpai Ruth this day 😂💔

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Japan is the most civilised country on earth.👏🇯🇵

[🌹M.A.D.D.Y🌹 @amadaoffor]

God abeggg

You watched me downgrade from Peak Milk to Loya, and from Loya to Cowbell.

Don't make me buy Kremela, abegggggggggggg.😭😭😭

[Michael Scofield🩶🦅 @Adebayo_Faboro]

Na after dem confirm wire dem do this music. Check ham…some don enter clothing business, some start label, one leave music go study law, one turn dancer, one turn music producer 😂😂

[willinilli @willismallz]

God sef na joker, instead make e comot brain use create women, e go comot ribs

[Moore @Accoid]

Whenever fathers come for their kids assessment during open day it’s always loud and funny . This dad was beside me assessing his daughter’s work, you know how quiet everywhere can be in a school setting the man;

In a loud voice ; This your “Je m'appelle” is very baaad ah han! ordinary Je m'appelle .

Me: Trying my hardest not to laugh out loud.

The man again, habaa you cannot spell hypertension? Hypertension that’s doing everybody .

I started laughing like idiot in that place 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

Chelsea fans no fit talk too much, Man U fans no fit talk too much.

Everybody just dey guide. 😂😂😂

[Damage Control Notes @DODCNotes]

Doctor Doom isn't going to beat the Avengers in Doomsday with brute force. he's going to tear the team apart in five minutes just by proving Doctor Strange lied to them.

Strange holding up one finger in Endgame only worked because nobody else had the Time Stone to fact-check him. the second Doom stands in front of Peter Parker with Tony's face and convinces the team there were thousands of timelines where Tony could've lived, the Avengers are going to turn on each other before Doom even lifts a finger.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

😂😂

[Stikesh 7 @Stikesh3]

Like father like son keh, my papa no knack the kind babes wey I Dey knack at my age.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Modern women no send you work o😭😂😂

[. @Fimiye]

Dem fuck my girlfriend you dey call me weak man. How I suppose stop am? Na her papa be the weak man, na him daughter dem fuck.

[Frank @SaksLikely]

Nigga said ever since the hoes started betting it ain’t been right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

Messi go watch Mateo match, him teammate score do suiiii. You no go believe say Mateo follow do the suiiii. 😭

[Tabito @Emmybadt]

@SunfireCasino @Csehak1219 @kokivigo @Hhhhhookll @spacexcake2226 @JingRobelin @Bradqhue11 @Muhamma32520404 @varundotsol @jandichichi @Slipen7 @Danes_99 @dzehvad73086 @neznamneznam11 @WorthClair @helicopterjetpp @le_demon31 Let's gooo sunfire!!!!

Thank you

[22 🥇 @ekitikEraa]

A spurs fan just asked me to put “Salah’s ballon d’or on the table”

[CHASE @itschase___]

Mf that's called rape

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

Headed into an HR meeting to discuss terminating an employee who texted the company group chat that the guy from Star Wars had died.