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oct 23 💯

[Jet @Jet_mcfc]

The scenes at this year's Balon d'or 😭

[Karim Adeyemi @karim_adeyemi]

dream big! 🏟️✨

[• @gnf_ogo]

a 7/10 who plays for the badge will always be valuable than a 10/10 chasing individual awards.

[novr @ab1olarr]

runtown || things i know

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

™️ Lamine Yamal 🤝 Raphinha

#UCL

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

CAPTAIN LAMINE YAMAL

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

This Yahoo guy in my compound sold his Toyota Corolla six months ago because he ran into a BTC debt of $13,000.

I helped him advertise most of his properties at the office, and eventually, everything was cleared.

He sold the car for ₦6 million.

My guy came and bought the car.

Just last week, the same guy came to knock on my door.

“How do I search for cars on Jiji? I have gone round with a mechanic, but my money doesn’t reach the ones we saw.”

“You want to buy a car?”

“Yes oo, let me just buy a small one.”

I said, “And that your car still dey oo. The guy that bought it is travelling out sef. He just put it on sale. He said na ₦9 million last.”

“Call him to drive am come here.”

I went inside to text my guy:

“Babe, buyer dey. Drive the car come.”

My guy came.

The Yahoo guy looked at the car and said, “Baba, this one na my car before nah. Make I give you ₦7.5 million.”

He paid.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🤯🌍 Zion Suzuki makes his Champions League debut for Aston Villa tonight — and it makes his incredible journey to this moment even more special.

🇺🇸 Born in the United States
🇯🇵 Japanese international
🇬🇭 Ghanaian father
🇯🇵 Japanese mother
🇨🇩 Paternal grandfather from Congo
🇩🇰 Danish wife
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Now living and playing in England
🇧🇪 Previously played in Belgium
🇮🇹 Also spent time in Italy
🇫🇷 Family living in France

Even his name “Zion” is inspired by Jerusalem. ⛰️

From a story that stretches across the globe to the biggest stage in European club football tonight.

One footballer, half the planet and now the Champions League. 🌍⭐️

[SHAKER 🇳🇬 🇺🇸 @BigShaker01]

💀

[433 @433]

🚨 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 😍

And we're getting 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗗𝗔𝗬𝗦 of UCL! 🤩🍿

Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. The best club competition in the world is 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆 🥳🔙

Who’s lifting the trophy this year? 👀🏆

[chameleon @chameleon_fr]

Teacher: Write an essay on why gambling is not good.

Meanwhile bro who didn't hear "not"

[SOMTO @somtodeyforyo]

African mum after watching the referee give Red card to the Guy with Low cut instead of the Guy with Dreadlocks.

[Sholy Nation Sports @Sholynationsp]

🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal has now scored 60 career goals!

⚽️ 60 goals
🎯 56 assists
🏆 8 trophies
🥇 La Liga Player of the Season
🥇 2× La Liga U23 Player of the Season
🥇 2× Kopa Trophy
🥇 Golden Boy
🥈 Ballon d’Or runner-up
🥇 EURO Young Player of the Tournament

Superstar! ⭐️

[ACCRA MAYOR 🥲🥷 @0panaa_1]

Thank you for introducing the whole world to Fermin Lopez and Lamine Yamal ,
We will never forget you legend 🐐 🫡

[SportyBetNG @SportyBetNG]

If Carrick had started the season, we would have won the league

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

Keyne 🤣

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

Black nylon is now transparent.
Beans takes just 30 minutes to cook.
Sardine no dey sweet again.
Yam no dey scratch again.
Orange seeds no dey many inside again.
1 year isn’t up to 365 days anymore.
Butterflies have gone extinct.
Data subscriptions disappear like gas

[LALIGA @LaLiga]

Lamine Yamal. 💎