Emaline Schenkelberg

likes: eating, sleeping, pooping
dislikes: being cold

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I f%^&ing HATE the farmer's market.

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Grover is my homeboy. http://ow.ly/59XLd

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@tmgessner Good to meet you and @plural tonight. I'm really into robits, so @mkemakerspace is right up my alley.

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Visited @lightburn for the first time yesterday, everyone's voice was very familiar for some reason.

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Please, no photos. All press inquiries should be directed towards my publicist. http://ow.ly/i/bAjx

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@clacina @meghancarnold Look good to me, but what do I know? I'm a baby.

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Fulbeli Deli time with @NoraMKE and @jimischenk #koppas http://lockerz.com/s/100739926

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I know I'm new around here, but I just don't understand why this show is called 'traffic light'

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World's youngest gleek? #glee

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@MattLat Damn! You bested me this time, Latzke. I have felt defeat for the first time.

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@MattLat It's gonna feel awesome when I "accidentally" spit up on you next time I see you. #babyvengence

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@MattLat Greinke's "home" debut. How does it feel to nitpick an 8 day old baby, Matt. You are SO smart.

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I never watched a baseball game before, I'm really looking forward to Greinke's debut tonight for the crew. #gobrewers

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I enjoy swinging. Thanks @k8riney!

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Happy Mother's Day, Mom. Thanks for giving me the best week of my life!

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People are very nice to me. Strangers coo and people give me things for free. Will life always be this good?

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Dad is catching me up on Mr. Show episodes. No one screams "dammit!" like Bob Odenkirk.

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@Schenkelberg How can write tweets if I have learned any words yet?

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I am getting to be awesome at sleeping by myself at night! My parents are starting to sleep again.

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I am sleeping in the crib by myself. I'm growing up so fast!