Emoji Boy

The tragic case of a boy born with an emoji for a face.

[Emoji Boy @Emoji_Boy]

Had a go on the office World Cup sweepstake. I might as well have just flushed my £5 down the toilet...

[Emoji Boy @Emoji_Boy]

According to HR, having a Twitter addiction doesn't qualify me to use the disabled toilet facilities.

[Emoji Boy @Emoji_Boy]

Thanks to the lovely @No_not_that_one for popping my TotD cherry. x

Take a look at her best tweets -
http://t.co/XoYqorzqiR

[Emoji Boy @Emoji_Boy]

The best part about having a week off work is returning to 437 emails and then cheerfully hanging yourself in the post room.

[eEric @ericsshadow]

I don't always agree with my wife...
But when I do, I get laid.

[eEric @ericsshadow]

This is so embarrassing, what's your name again?

- me, the first 30 times I meet everyone

[eEric @ericsshadow]

Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?

[eEric @ericsshadow]

My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song.

[Just J @junejuly12]

A snort laugh is the biggest compliment

[Just J @junejuly12]

I don't like breaking rules

But I do like them all bendy

[Just J @junejuly12]

People who do not face forward in an elevator freak me the fuck out.

[Just J @junejuly12]

Shutting off your phone is the new walking out of the room.

[mids makkelsen @joe_is_lamo]

What kind of wine goes good with Pringles?

[mids makkelsen @joe_is_lamo]

I always eat my daughter's last mcnugget to prepare her for life's many disappointments.