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Emoji Boy
@Emoji_Boy
The tragic case of a boy born with an emoji for a face.
United Kingdom
Joined May 2014
27
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18
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106
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Emoji Boy
@Emoji_Boy
about 12 years ago
Had a go on the office World Cup sweepstake. I might as well have just flushed my £5 down the toilet...
Emoji Boy
@Emoji_Boy
about 12 years ago
According to HR, having a Twitter addiction doesn't qualify me to use the disabled toilet facilities.
Emoji Boy
@Emoji_Boy
about 12 years ago
Thanks to the lovely @No_not_that_one for popping my TotD cherry. x Take a look at her best tweets - http://t.co/XoYqorzqiR
Emoji Boy
@Emoji_Boy
about 12 years ago
The best part about having a week off work is returning to 437 emails and then cheerfully hanging yourself in the post room.
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@FuckQueue
Quality shit tweets at: https://t.co/kFLkx2sRJk
Not a Poblicity Stunt
@PoblicMenace
The key to success on Twitter is winning the hearts and minds of your followers. That's why I'm keeping these jars full of formaldehyde.
Cheese Curd Man
@Cheese_Curd_Man
You know that part of your brain you’re using when you’re winning at Cards Against Humanity? Well, that part of my brain is what I come here to set free
Emoji_Boy
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eEric
@ericsshadow
about 13 years ago
I don't always agree with my wife... But when I do, I get laid.
Emoji_Boy
retweeted
eEric
@ericsshadow
almost 13 years ago
This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times I meet everyone
Emoji_Boy
retweeted
eEric
@ericsshadow
about 13 years ago
Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
Emoji_Boy
retweeted
eEric
@ericsshadow
almost 13 years ago
My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song.
Emoji_Boy
retweeted
Just J
@junejuly12
almost 13 years ago
A snort laugh is the biggest compliment
Emoji_Boy
retweeted
Just J
@junejuly12
almost 13 years ago
I don't like breaking rules But I do like them all bendy
Emoji_Boy
retweeted
Just J
@junejuly12
about 14 years ago
People who do not face forward in an elevator freak me the fuck out.
Emoji_Boy
retweeted
Just J
@junejuly12
over 13 years ago
Shutting off your phone is the new walking out of the room.
Emoji_Boy
retweeted
mids makkelsen
@joe_is_lamo
about 12 years ago
What kind of wine goes good with Pringles?
Emoji_Boy
retweeted
mids makkelsen
@joe_is_lamo
over 12 years ago
I always eat my daughter's last mcnugget to prepare her for life's many disappointments.
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